Ah hah ha… I remembered something from discord…

Oh, thats terrifying

Yep-

Whats worse then a communist?
*paper flip*
*gasp*
A child.

BAHHA-

I see it now.

But no, I’m not turning the kid into a commie.

K im cool with tha-
Hold up.
Who is the mother?

Me

I’m not a dude.

Oh woops.
Well this is arkward.
My bad

It’s alright.

who`s the father? its either me or virus

Virus.

You don’t own a red and yellow scarf.

but i could also just turn the kid into a cardboard person *the bebe turns into a cardboard person* yeah cardboard people are kinda an invasive specis

What if I just take the cardboard off of the kid?

they`re infected by my dna so no anyways im going to take this *picks up the child*

*kicks you in the balls and takes the kid back* I don’t care if he is your species now, I gave birth to it.

ok fine

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to try remembering what we named it.

Thank you.

but virus said i could have it

Proof?

Well f**k.

Now I don’t want you to have it.

well i can just split off by mitosis so it doesnt matter... or i could f**k someone

Yikes

I have this thing now.

I own it.

I need to take care of it.

😬