Well Chad, for a start I am not from the middle east and no one gets executed for blasphemy. Sadly though they do in a number of countries sometimes jail people for that charge which is nonsense. No one gets executed for homosexuality either in the UAE.
As for America, they still have plenty of stupid laws on their books too that should be removed. Here are some of my favs....
If you’re found wearing a bulletproof vest while committing a crime in New Jersey, you will not only be charged with the crime but have to be charged additionally for trying to protect yourself against bullet wounds
A Bingo game cannot last more than five hours in North Carolina. It’s even worse if you like a little glass of wine while playing, because, in this state, it is illegal to be intoxicated while playing bingo.
In Vermont, women must get permission from their husbands if they want to get false teeth.