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Retro's Announcement Template v.11

Retro's Announcement Template v.11 | I just had a jumping spider land on my arm and now I'm feeling extremely paranoid now; I officially hate spiders now- | image tagged in retro's announcement template v 11 | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
229 views • 11 upvotes • Made by YourLocalBi-GrayAcePsychopath 2 years ago in RetroTheFloof
retro's announcement template v 11
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62 Comments
[deleted]
2 ups, 2y
get a gas mask, a nerf gun, and a pack of nerf darts to shoot down any drop-down soldiers
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y,
4 replies
then me and u got problems cause i love insect and arachnids
YourLocalBi-GrayAcePsychopath M
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
Oh I like insects

𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺'𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘵 𝘢 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦. 𝘈 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺...𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺...𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘧𝘢𝘳 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
i let them crawl on me
YourLocalBi-GrayAcePsychopath M
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Yeah, well..
I get very paranoid when having an insect crawl on me
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
there peaceful creatures and i enjoy there presence
YourLocalBi-GrayAcePsychopath M
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Until they decide to bite you
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
i still will let them crawl on me
YourLocalBi-GrayAcePsychopath M
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Even a black widow-? If so then that's gotta be the dumbest thing you could do
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
did u just call me dumb >:[
YourLocalBi-GrayAcePsychopath M
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
No nonono
I'm just saying, never let a black widow climb on you
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
*loads shotgun with malicious*
YourLocalBi-GrayAcePsychopath M
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Uhhhh
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
time to die
YourLocalBi-GrayAcePsychopath M
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
I'm unkillable...
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
then time to give u infinite pain
YourLocalBi-GrayAcePsychopath M
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Because of me beibg infused with chaos, I can't feel pain either
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
i dont need pain to touture
YourLocalBi-GrayAcePsychopath M
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Torture is merely a massage for me
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
*looks at u with sussy intent*
YourLocalBi-GrayAcePsychopath M
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Why're you looking at me like that, mortal? I don't take faces
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
its raping time
YourLocalBi-GrayAcePsychopath M
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
o.o wait wha-
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
*licks my lips*
YourLocalBi-GrayAcePsychopath M
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
bring that ass here boy
YourLocalBi-GrayAcePsychopath M
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Nooooooo
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
yes~
YourLocalBi-GrayAcePsychopath M
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
time to give me ur virginity
YourLocalBi-GrayAcePsychopath M
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
NO I WONT LET YOU
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
its too late retro my serpentine is ready
YourLocalBi-GrayAcePsychopath M
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
NOOOOOOO
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
*approaches sexually menacingly*
YourLocalBi-GrayAcePsychopath M
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Eep-!
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
*aproaches succesfully*
YourLocalBi-GrayAcePsychopath M
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
*chuckles nervously* c-come on man, l-let's just talk this over without anyone getting raped
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
nah, im good, ur ass can do the explaining for me
YourLocalBi-GrayAcePsychopath M
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Bro- why're you so horny?
What about me makes you do this, why just why?
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y,
6 replies
dont worry about it, accept ur fate
-Aranea.Membri-
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Okay but I can banish you to the fifth dimensiom
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
*still standing here*
-Aranea.Membri-
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
I didn't even do it

You dare underestimate the power of the Improbability Drive?
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
yes i do dare *pops fangs*
-Aranea.Membri-
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
*Removes all your powers and makes the source of them cease to exist casually*
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
*still is able to do everythng he could do before*
-Aranea.Membri-
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
*Casually sends to Auditor's Hell*
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
*enjoys it*
Spark_The_Protogen
0 ups, 2y,
2 replies
Hands/paws-whatever off retro >:(
Spark_The_Protogen
0 ups, 2y
Yes. I do
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
wryyyyyyyyyyyyy, u dare oppose one of my kind
-Aranea.Membri-
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
who the fuсk is trying to touch fren

*Pumps shotgun with murderous intent*
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
u can try to kill me, it wont work
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