. . .should we take 'probe' as figuratively or literally?

I hope figuratively

This has got to be a joke.

Californians have been stuck at home mostly isolated from others on and off for 2 years, and now they want to know ‘what people the students hang out with.’ Like bro, let them get a good touch of the grass first.

(also, tf does ‘probe’ mean? Like their gonna send in the butthole tickler if they don’t give a straight answer [no pun intended])

it was still a pretty good pun tho

lol

They’re*

"To probe" and students should never be in the same sentence.