Hoshiko: Hey Tokuko, did you hear about that girl Sayori? Apparently she’s best friends with an humanoid alien-esque lifeform. Like seriously, who becomes friends with a GMO? Only a degenerate would do such a thing!
Tokuko: I know, right? It’s so stupid! Sayori really needs some real friends if she’s going as far as to remain friends with an alien experiment who isn’t even the same gender as her!
Sayori, walking in: Who are you girls to decide that Sephiroth is unfit to be my bestie just because his origins are different from mine? I mean, I myself used to loathe him, but never for the reason you guys seem to hate him. You guys can call him a genetically modified experiment all you want, but he’s still my best friend at the end of the day. Also, your argument that Sephiroth shouldn’t even be friends with me just because he’s the opposite gender is straight up sexist. Ever since he met me, he’s been looking out for me, and this friendship started when I finally came to terms with his true intentions. And no, I would never betray him, especially just because I could potentially risk being berated for it by real degenerates like you two. You two can screw off, Sephiroth will continue to remain with me no matter what
Hoshiko: *sigh* This girl is impossible!