Not to mention they forgot gallon of syrup and 33 pancakes

thats canadians

True

Nah that’s canada

I was just making a joke that Americans are really corpulent and unhealthy

We shoot our breakfast before we eat it here in ‘Merica

I don't shoot anything before I had my coffee. Now, I'm a right handed individual. So I need the gun on the left for celebratory discharge. Like "damn this some good coffee". This was the agreement with my wife, after I mistook my mother in law for an early morning intruder.

damn, same but it also cures my neighbor's morning constipation

Lets go BACON!

Yes, and, did they slightly burn the bacon?

DON'T BURN BACON!!

No sausages and beans ?

ah yes the brecfast gun

key word: imagine

Sometimes I’m happy im canadian

well, there not wrong

nice! love ittttt!
got a remix for you tho:

DUDE NO THE GUN IS ON THE LEFT IDIOT