am I bad at English even though it's my first language, or did I say this right

Tree basically cheese, lol

lol

thank you for the earworm

yes

10000 years later I turned into Darth Vader... and I forgot the rest

somebody once told me the world was macaroni so I took a bite out of a tree it tasted kinda funny so I spit out a monkey and the monkey started swearing at me ten thousand years later I met Darth Vader and he threw his lightsaber at me it missed me by a meter and it hit Justin Bieber and then Justin Bieber was history

wait, is that how it really goes??

thats how I learned it 😭

for me it was:
somebody once told me the world was macaroni so I took a bite out of a tree it tasted kinda funny so I threw up(another variation was "so i farted on a bunny") on a bunny and the bunny played Fortnite with me(when i was in fourth grade like 1/5 of the kids played fortntie) a million years later(ten thousand years mid and bozo) the earth was Darth Vader(idk kids are whack) and he threw his lightsaber at me it missed me by a mile and it hit my friend Kyle and Kyle had surgery (there was a kid at the school named Kyle, he was weird but kinda funny)

I learned the Kyle part but it was "in a place a lightsaber should never be"

lightsaber d**do

what in the

lmao
idk its the first thing i thought

EEEEAAUUGH

IKR
i mean we were playing halo 3...
and i had just taught him how to properly t-bag a body.....

sry wrong comment reply

lol

i need mental help

same

one time my friend humped
he was holding one of my xbox contorllers

W h a t

I WAS ALSO TEACHING MY OTHER FRIEND, WHO DIDNT KNOW CRAP

DJDSFDSHJFD WHY

bc halo 3

oh my

he did the same thing with one of the couch pillows...

and then I learned the Justin beaver version

beaver

yes

beaver

beaver f**ked a cleaver

lol

what the

idk rhymes are cool

oh

yeah

Where did justin beiber come in

Also it was spit it on a bunny 😭

thats how I learned it

Yes 😭

Okay 😭

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LWZ_bCSBwc 💀

(you must say-the whole thing in the tune to the song)

NO NOT THAT
*ptsd kicks in*

LMAO SORRY IG

my 4th grade class (5 years ago ofc):

*slapping and poking each other's butts*

thats the guys in my class right now and im in 8th grade

most of the guys in my class are tired as f**k, then there's me and a few others who drink monster energy (i'm in 9th)

ah yes

SAME SAME OMG. 😭😭😭

y e s

Never forget the classics

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