for me it was:
somebody once told me the world was macaroni so I took a bite out of a tree it tasted kinda funny so I threw up(another variation was "so i farted on a bunny") on a bunny and the bunny played Fortnite with me(when i was in fourth grade like 1/5 of the kids played fortntie) a million years later(ten thousand years mid and bozo) the earth was Darth Vader(idk kids are whack) and he threw his lightsaber at me it missed me by a mile and it hit my friend Kyle and Kyle had surgery (there was a kid at the school named Kyle, he was weird but kinda funny)