In part two hundred fourth two of the fnaf lore, we calculated how long it would take for you to spend five nights at freddy’s.
But I made an error. You see, the real question I should’ve asked was how long it would take for you to spend five nights with some bitches.
By using your IP address (121.65.224.92),
I found out you play league of legends. Not only that but you also spend over 12 hours a day on Discord.
Knowing this, I derived a formula to calculate the answer to my question.
Bitches=(g+d)-a
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……….s
We take the amount of grass (g) you’ve touched, followed by the number of days your dad left to get milk (d). Take that number and subtract it by your age (a). And finally, divide this number by the amount of showers you’ve taken this year (s).
Bitches=(0+3000)-15
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………….0
As you can see you can’t divide by zero. You know what this means right? You get absolutely NO BITCHES. The amount is so small that our formula can’t calculate one single chance of you getting a bitch.
Therefore, we can conclude that you can’t spend a single night getting some bitches
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