Marine biology research: Two humanoid anomalies have been spotted in the twilight zone of the ocean. Since they would likely kill us if we snapped a photo of them, we have no photographic evidence if their existence. However, they can be distinguished by their heterochromatic pink eyes with hues of orange and purple. The half naked man with long silver hair and an 8-pack has been classified as 572, and the almost half naked lady with coral pink hair and large breasts has been classified as 478. If anybody spots 572 or 478 while diving, be sure to let us know
Kashiko, reading the report: Why does this look like an SCP report? And what’s this “finding them while diving” business?
Mythra: *shrugs* Beats me
Fischl: Kashiko, hand me the report
*Kashiko hands Fischl the written report*
Fischl, reading the report: This report is pointless. What I’ve figured out is that Sephiroth has been mistakenly classified as anomaly “572” and Sayori has been mistakenly classified as anomaly “478”
Kashiko: That’s good to know, Fischl. Now I’ve got a court case to file
