FROSTY, THE DOPE MAN
WAS A VERY TROUBLED SOUL
WITH HIS BIG HASH-PIPE AND HIS COKED-UP NOSE
AND TWO MARIJUANA BLOWS.
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FROSTY, THE DOPE MAN
WAS AN OLD WIVES' TALE THEY SAY
HE WAS MADE TO SCARE
BUT KIDS WERE AWARE
OF THIS DEALIN' MAN FOR PAY.
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THERE MUST HAVE BEEN SOME MOJO
IN THE SNOW-WHITE TOOT HE SOLD
FOR WHEN HE SNORT SOME UP HIS NOSE
HIS JUICES STARTED TO FLOW.
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FROSTY THE DOPE MAN
WAS A CREEP AS HE COULD BE
AND THE CHILDREN SAY
FROSTY GO AWAY
WATCH YOURSELF ON THE TV.
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FROSTY THE DOPE MAN
KNEW THE COPS WOULD FIND HIS STASH
SO HE SAID, "LET'S RUN,
AND GET ME A GUN
AND BRING ME A LOT OF CASH."
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DOWN TO MANHATTAN
WHERE THE POLICE SAW HIM THERE.
SO THEY START TO CHASE
FROSTY TO A PLACE
WHERE THE GAYS ALL STRIPPED HIM BARE.
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HE THEN ESCAPED FROM THIS BAD MESS
WITH HELP FROM COOKING GREASE
THE END OF THE LINE, HE RAN OUT OF TIME
WHEN THE COPS ALL HOLLERED "FREEZE!"
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FROSTY THE DOPE MAN
GOT A LOT OF YEARS OF TIME
AND THEY SENT HIM TO JAIL
HE SAID, "THE SYSTEM WILL FAIL,
AND I'LL BE OUT AGAIN REAL FINE."
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HUMPETY HUMP HUMP
HUMPETY HUMP HUMP
FROSTY DEALT SOME DOPE
HUMPETY HUMP HUMP
HUMPETY HUMP HUMP
DON'T PICK UP THE SOAP.
