Slow News Day?

Let me guess, The Onion?

oh hell yeah

This is about the dumbest news article I've seen

(Paints nails)

noooooooooooooooooooooooo

Homophobic people after realizing they live in a home:

This news post is more bullshit as someone breathing in space without a helmet.

oh my god who told the straights our secret plan

florida gays be doin this

Great more power for my house no gay for me