1. I don't have lego's in the house
2. Warm pillows aren't bad, they feel somewhat nice from time to time
3. There are no sharp corners in my house, they literally are all round
4. I don't wear socks
5. I don't even use a charger because I don't use a phone
6. I always carry extra toilet paper with me into the bathroom (at least 20 pieces)
7. I actually like cold water for showers, and any pressure of water is fine with me
8. I don't put my hands in my pockets, almost ever
(I'm only going through your memes to downvote them all, making them all less likely to be seen by anyone)