OBAMA STOP THE CAR

If you shit in the sink at exactly 4:20 am and yell “amogus” 69 times,a shadowy figured called mom will come to beat you up and you will wake up in a place called the orphanage

why is this funny xD

\з=(•_•)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ My name is jeff. copy and paste me 10 times around Imgflip to have the love of your life kiss you, you have 120 minutes to copy and paste this, if you fail to copy and paste this in 120 minutes you will be cursed for 1 year, and have horrible bad luck, your favorite pet will die, and you will break your arm, Since you have read this whole thing there is no turning back. (rntps: 2)

why did i laugh

\з=(•_•)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ My name is jeff. copy and paste me 10 times around Imgflip to have the love of your life kiss you, you have 120 minutes to copy and paste this, if you fail to copy and paste this in 120 minutes you will be cursed for 1 year, and have horrible bad luck, your favorite pet will die, and you will break your arm, Since you have read this whole thing there is no turning back. (rntps: 2)

\з=(•_•)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ My name is jeff. copy and paste me 10 times around Imgflip to have the love of your life kiss you, you have 120 minutes to copy and paste this, if you fail to copy and paste this in 120 minutes you will be cursed for 1 year, and have horrible bad luck, your favorite pet will die, and you will break your arm, Since you have read this whole thing there is no turning back. (rntps: 2)

\з=(•_•)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ My name is jeff. copy and paste me 10 times around Imgflip to have the love of your life kiss you, you have 120 minutes to copy and paste this, if you fail to copy and paste this in 120 minutes you will be cursed for 1 year, and have horrible bad luck, your favorite pet will die, and you will break your arm, Since you have read this whole thing there is no turning back. (rntps: 3)