Lol

They also all taste the same
I'm speaking from experience

'Till we meet again!

*a chase theme starts playing as we run through walls and open doors*

*explosions and crashes follow as the structure begins to collapse, with the two of us barely making it out alive*

*the souls of the damned are trapped within the ruins*
"Good job."
*the entire damn government is there for some reason*

*acts like it wasn't our fault*
"Damn, is it just me or does something seem a little different?"

*we go to prison or something idk*

*idk either*
So when do we go to court? It's my right as a citizen of the United States to stand trial against my crimes

*eats the wall*
"Let's go."

"Got it."
*Eats wall as well*
"This has some nice flavor to it, it seems someone has cut themselves on this wall before"

Good Ending
We escaped, and stuff, and watched Madness Combat

Great.
Now I can finally go to sleep.
Until we meet again

A fellow cannibal!

I've finally found one!

I'M MAKING F**KING HUMAN CHEESE
AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME

And I'll let you continue

*beats somebody to death with a recipe book, and then shoves their body in a cheese grater*

I like it fresher, so I tend to just shove then in the oven at 450° for an hour, until they're nicely cooked.
Then I like to shred them and use them as topping for anything from pizza to Cincinnati style chili

*turns a living person into a cheeseburger*

That works too
It's all just food to me

"The souls of the damned are coming, brother. We must go, now."

Yes, we must
*Exits alongside an accomplice*

have you tasted mine?
I can't find it within myself, I'm assuming you have it!

Not yet, I'm saving it for later

mmk
it may be bitter, just to warn ya.

Wot

I'M MAKING F**KING HUMAN CHEESE
AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME

how wants to see my dad?

Huh. Weird. Why would you want to collect hearts? Brains are way better.

Reliable

This guy only has four? Pathetic.

69 and I’m keeping it like that

Exactly! I have like 89! Used to be 90 but I had to save a friend's life so I used the heart.

I have 10. Used to have 11 until I ate one. It was kinda weird, but sorta good.