True hero (shit, I didn't press the "s" key)

🤯🤯

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There wa a fire, and omebody ran to it with shaving cream, attempting to extinguih it.

Hi lat heroic word were: "Oh God, how can having cream be o flammable-"

(shit, I didn't press the " " key)

._.

should've done that before

Here's a magic trick.

Say your username without the "s",
(HINT: it becomes a sexy Disney character.)

I'm going to disgust myself with a hideous bucket.
Asriel ouy

bro no stop i was jus kidding

I knew you were

So was I

Ok Kys /srs

Ok, thanks