UHUHUHUHHUUUUUHHH

Ging: Yeah I kinda abandoned him-

Tanjiro: Are we sure his parents are Gon and Killua-? He looks like a mix of them-
Shoto: S E C R E T L O V E C H I L D -
Deku: N O.
All Might: I wish I was Young Midoria's biological dad :')

Kanara: I was honestly waiting on Todoroki to say that. And I agree

Deku: Also, I'M NOT LETTING YOU GO GING.
*Killua and Gon have returned at this point*
Killua: What did we miss- Oh hi Ging. *Gon is on Killua's back, passed out*
Deku: I used Black Whip on him so he couldn't escape

Ging: Oh great. Gon's passed out. How W O N D E R F U L

Tanjiro and Me: *D I R T Y M I N D*
Deku: I'LL GET HIM TO RECOVERY GIRL- *Uses black Whip to get him to Recovery Girl* I'LL BE BACK- *Runs to Recovery Girl, not giving a single shit about Ging hitting his head on the doorways but giving a flying f**k about Gon to make sure he doesn't get hurt*
Killua: I could have just used my nen to get him to her but ok-
All Might: I'm so proud. Even though he's constantly breaking his bones

Kanara: It's like a game to him at this point

Everyone: *nods*

Kanara: Like "oH tImE tO bReAk My BoNeS"

Recovery Girl: Yeah, grass boi ain't walkin for a few days.
All Might: Oh damn-
Killua: ;-;
Deku: Oh yeah, Ging might have a concussion, but he'll wake up in a few hours-
Recovery Girl: Might? MIGHT?! THAT OLD ASS MAN D E F I N E T L Y HAS A CONCUSSION.

Tenare: (mha OC -.-) I come for one visit and I see this shit

Aizawa: You mean you're in the class with a bunch of bitch babies? Sucks to be you.

Tenare: Oh shut up ya f**king caterpillar. At least I'm not stuck in the class with 20 problem children

Aizawa: At least my class ain't weak. We do ACTUAL hero curriculum.

Monoma: *Pops in* Didn't two of your students fail the license exam? All of us passed.
Tenare: *Stands next to Monoma* He's not wrong.

Aizawa: Didn't I have to save your asses from the LOV when our classes switched teachers?

Tenare: I was absent that day.
Monoma: And I work best with her-

Aizawa: Last I checked, we switched classes for like....3 weeks?
Vlad King: YEP, IT WAS 3 WEEKS

Tenare: Yeah and I didn't want to be taught by someone who sleeps all day.
Monoma: *laughs*

Aizawa: and how many times did I throw live grenades at y’all?

Monoma: Too many.

Deku:

Monoma: I'm done-

Tanjiro: My entire family was killed by the Michael Jackson looking ass who was here earlier and Nezuko was the only survivor but was turned into a demon. And now he’s trying to make me take his place cause apparently conquering the sun is Kamado family trait

Tenare: O k T h e n

Tanjiro: he’s driving me nuts at this point

All Might: nah, I wanna know his reaction to finding out his son’s getting f**ked.

Kanara: PFFFT- *stops*
Ging: Excuse me what-?

All Might: you heard me right

Ging: I- what the actual f**k-

Mamapika: We always knew Killua was FrUiTy
Papa Oreo: YeP-

Kanara: TrUe-
Ging: Im done with this shit- *leave*

Deku: Nope :) *uses Black Whip on Ging*

Kanara: It's All Might's child- OmL

Deku: All Might's not my dad-
All Might: :')

Kanara: Y e s H e I s

Gon: What does she mean by "I got fuc-"
Mamapika: You do not need to know child. You are too innocent.

Makane: "f**ked" is basically when two people make a child- *teleports away*

Gon: But I'm a boy????? and Killua's a boy???????
Megumi: *bout to throw Ging out of a window* So he's not as innocent as we though, but still fricking innocent

Kanara: Two boys can still do the thing that makes one without making one- *leave*

Megumi: Doesn't Nanika exist-

*All my OC's come back*
Makane: Doesn't matter, point is, Killua f**ked you, Gon

Gon: Ok-
Megumi: (how is nobody realizing that if Killua wanted to, he could just ask Nanika to make Gon-)

Kanara: Innocence is now gone

Megumi: does anybody realize that if Killua wanted to, he could ask Nanika to make Gon preg-

Kanara: YES WE KNOW- SHUSH

(MY SISTER MIGHT HAVE COME DOWN WITH THE RONA)
Gon: ???
Deku: How innocent is this child again?

Kanara: Very innocent

(She’s rona negative)
Deku: DAMN-

(Phew)
Tenare: More innocent than Deku- who used to think top and bottom were bunk beds

Mamapika: Gon STILL thinks that top and bottom are bunk beds.

Tenare: *Facepalm* Oh my god

Papa Oreo: When is someone gonna tell him?

Kanara: ...Can I tell him

Mamapika: no I like his innocence

Kanara: I don't like it tho

Papa Oreo: do you WANT me to punch you again?

(This turned into a whole damn rp. But thats ok)
Kanara: Can I punch him this time-?
Hisoka: *Casually just watching this*
Ging: You couldn't land a hit on m-
Kanara: *punches him in the face* WANNA BET BITCH?

Papa Oreo: noice
Mamapika: 👏🏻
Gon: Hello?
Killua: ALRIGHT, I WANNA KNOW, WHEN ARE LEORIO AND KURAPIKA GETTING TOGETHER-

(My OC liked Kurapika but that's ok too xD)
Kanara: Soon hopefully. But when are you and Gon getting together😏
Hisoka: Aww Kanara. The single one...such a shame
Kanara: Oh you shut your clown ass mouth.
Hisoka: And WHO helped you run away and took care of you for 7 years?
Kanara: . . .

Killua: I- *blushy blushy*
Gon: ????
Papa Oreo: *blushy blushy*
Mamapika: *blushy blushy*

Kanara: Ok yeah I feel like a single bitch-
Hisoka: Told you.
Kanara: *Uses Nen and throws a card at him*
Hisoka: *catches it* Seems someone's been learning.
Kanara: *rolls her eyes* Anyways, YALL NEEDA GO ON A DOUBLE DATEEE

Chrollo: Hi there
All Might: where are all these people coming from?
Mamapika: OH HELL NO NOT IN FRONT OF MY KIDS
Chrollo: hello chain user~
Mamapika: OH H E L L NO.

Kanara: CHROLLO GET YOUR ASS OUTTA HERE- YOU CANT EVEN USE NEN ANYMORE
Hisoka: He's so boring now. What a shame

Papa Oreo: YOU BETTER NOT TRY TO SEDUCE KURAPIKA-
Mamapika: *DOUBLE MIDDLE FINGER*

Kanara: Papa Oreo is a simppppp
Hisoka: Indeed
Ging: *Casually begins to slip away*

All Might: Wot-

XD

All Might: You W O T -

Ging: N O W H E A R M E O U T -

Al Might: Y O U D I T C H E D Y O U R C H I L D -

Ging: Well I left him with his aunt...

All Might: Y O U D I T C H E D Y O U R C H I L D A N D L F T H I M W I T H H I S A U N T . HONESTLY, HOW HAVE YOU NOT LOST CUSTODY OF HIM YET-
Leorio: ME AND KURAPIKA ARE WORKING ON THAT-

Kanara: (hxh OC go brrrr) And me. Kurapika is way too occupied with the phantom troupe *rolls her eyes*
Ging: He's actually looking for me-

Mamapika: oh I’m done with the Scarlet Eyes-
Papa Oreo: so yeah, Ging, have fun losing custody of your own damn child

Ging: ...IM RUNNING FROM HIM- WHY WOULD I CARE-
Kanara: Damn. My parents are still worse-

Killua: ok
Gon: *hugs Killua*
Killua: *blushy blushy*
Mamaoika: awe

Kanara: *Takes a picture&

Tanjiro: And next thing you know, Gon's legs might not be working tomorrow-

Kanara: Why no- HOL UP

*as she said that, they had already left*
Tanjiro: they left somewhere a few secs after you snapped the photo.

Kanara: Oh god don't tell me its what I think

Tanjiro: it might be..

Kanara: Oh dear God no-
Hisoka: I mean, it was expected

All Might: I think Ging’s waking up-

Kanara: *Hits his head with a lead pipe*

Killua: No Gon hulk mode

Kanara: Yeah please no

Killua: we’re not putting him in the hospital again

Kanara: You were traumatized enough-

Killua: yep

Kanara: We don't need that again

Killua: no PTSD or crippling depression.
Pitou: *Being, well, Pitou*

Kanara: So how are we getting rid of Pitou?

Gon: LET ME AT PITTOOOUUUUU

Kanara: Besides doing that

Pitou: hmm..No, I don’t think I will. This place is quite interesting Looking

Kanara: Well I dont wanna see your bitch ass here!!!

Pitou: aaaww, why so rude?~

Kanara: OH I DONT F**KING KNOW! YOU TOTALLY DIDNT CUT KITE'S HEAD OFF!!!

Pitou: but he got reincarnated, didn’t he?~

EW PITOU(Sorry I love Kite)
EW

(Same)

He was too good
Didnt deserve that

Kanara: Y o u S t i l l D i d I t -

Megumi: is it possible to kill something twice?

(William Afton: Y E S)
Kanara: I DONT F**KING KNOW

Megumi: anyways how do we kill this thing.
Gon: LET ME GO.

Kanara: Don't let him go-

Gon: I can also lift 2 tons, but it’s been a while since I’ve measured my strength so it could be more by now.

Tenare: Ok f**k this-
Monoma: And she understands, finally

Killua: I’m jacked and I’m 14

Tenare: H o w

Killua: perks from being from a family of elite assasins

Tenare: Guess that makes sense

Gon: :p

Tenare: *Looks at Leorio and Kurapika* what's yalls special thing?

Kurapika: As you saw earlier, when I'm feeling any strong emotion, my eyes turn scarlet.
Lay Oreo: I'm a really good doctor and dad, I guess-

Tenare: Well Leorio, that's something the overgrown piece of broccoli could use.
(BTW if you didn't know Gon's hair is actually black. Black hair is just hard to animate.)

Iida: oh he stopped doing that. He still refuses to stay in the hospital for over an hour though.
Vlad King: wasn’t it 3 hours when the teacher swap happened-
Iida: yep, the time shortened

Tenare: *laughs a bit*

The rest of class 1B: WHAT?!

Monoma: WHAT THE HELL?!
Tenare: Calm down Monoma

Tetsutetsu: HOW ON EARTH-
Dadzawa: only bitch babies stay in the hospital more than an hour. When Midoria broke his back, he got his accident prone ass of that hospital bed in 30 minutes.

Tenare: What the f**k

Gon: I recovered from 3 broken ribs, a broken arm, and a fractured shoulder in a month :p
Killua: I swear you’re made of steel, Gon.

Kanara: I think the same thing at this point

Class 1B:

Monoma: *Joins them in confused screaming*
Tenare: Yall C H I L L

Killua: AYO, I SE YOU THERE. DON’T THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY FROM ME, GING. IDC IF YOU’RE GON’S BIOLOGICAL OLD MAN, I’MMA KILL YOU ONE DAY, JUST KNOW IT.

Kanara: I will be helping.
Hisoka: After you kill your parents that is.
Kanara: I need to control "it" better first.
Ging: Listen her parents are worse than me- take care of hers- also Gon's here so...*Run*
Kanara: So he knew I was a Yana-

Tanjiro(Yes): Not so fast buddy

Ging: ...*Runs around him* BYE-
Kanara: *laughs*
Hisoka: I'm not stopping him

Tanjiro: *runa behind him and conks him on the head with the butt of his sword*

Kanara: Well Gon, you've achieved your goal- you've found your dad

Gon: :p anyways can we leave him knocked out? I quite like Leorio as my new dad

Kanara: Of course we can. Sadly my father figure is a motherf**king clown-
Hisoka: At least you know I won't go after you
Kanara: True-

Killua: who is also a pedo-

Kanara: Sadly yes. But without him id probably be dead
Hisoka: I broke your parents trust with me just to help you. Be grateful that someone helped

Aizawa: and remember when I left y’all in a LIVE minefield? Oh the good times. Oh and when I dropped a building on you guys.
Todoroki: And lets not forget the rocket launcher! :)

Tenare: If you weren't a teacher I'd smack you for putting Mono- class 1B through that

Aizawa: *has the rocket launcher* say that again?

Tenare: *Says it again&

Aizawa: you know, I could just drop you off with the LOV again if I wanted to.

Tenare: My sis lives there soooo

*Megumi(KNY OC) drops from the heavens*
Megumi: sup

Tenare: Ello

Megumi: heard there was tea from Tanjiro’s crow so I came as quickly as possible with the matcha

Tenare: Understandable

Tanjiro: this is my little sister, Nezuko.
Zenitsu: *busts through the door* NEZUKO~CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN
Todoroki, who had not left: why does that blond screaming guy sound like Dabi-

(There's no way they have the same voice actor- Btw I haven't watched KNY, but I was waiting for Zenitsu xD)
Kanara: Idk but he sounds like a damn simp

(Oh hun, they do share the Same Japanese VA)
Tanjiro: *sighs*

(HOW THE FU-)
Tenare, who had also escaped Aizawa: *laughing her ass off* WHAT WAS WITH THE "NEZUKO~CHAN"?!

(Google Zenitsu’s Japanese VA and the Dabi’s Japanese VA)
Tanjiro: he says that every time he sees Nezuko.

Makane: *Still here-* Simpppp

Tanjiro: yeeeppp....

Tenare: And since your Nezuko's brother I'm assuming you do your best to prevent it-?

Tanjiro: A, Nezuko is 14, B, I’m fine with it as long as Zenitsu doesn’t freak her out. Nezuko quite likes Zenitsu’s company whenever I’m not around so it’s perfectly fine by me.

Tenare: Oh- nice

Dadzawa: SINCE YOU TWO ARE HERE, YOU’RE HELPING

Tenare and Monoma: We ain't helping- *leave*

Dadzawa: *grabs them by his scarf* TOO BAD

Monoma: Just because you're bringing me doesn't mean I'm going to help

Dadzawa: UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO ERASE YOUR QUIRK YOU’RE HELPING ME RESCUE MY SON-I MEAN PROBLEM CHILD

Monoma: Erase my quirk. I don't care. Probably smarter to erase Tenare's since hers is more advanced than mi- *shuts his mouth realizing he just complimented someone*

Dadzawa: SON-I MEAN PROBLEM CHILD, WE WILL GET YOU FROM MOST LIKELY THE LOV

Tenare: You know I could simply call my sister and ask her if he's there right?
Monoma: Oh yeah Neko-

*they had already left*
Tanjiro: well then- probably should have told them about this earlier but ai’m gonna show you guys something
*Tanjiro puts his box down and knocks on the front*
*it opens slowly and low and behold, a tiny, adorable child with a bamboo over her mouth crawls out*
Nezuko: mph?

Kanara: Awww. She's adorable

(Lol-)

Gon: LET. ME. KILL. PITOU.

Kanara: N o

Deku: *uses his quirk to punch Pitou out of the school* dealt with it

Kanara: *laughs*

Gon: *snaps out of it* huh?

Kanara: Nothing Gon-

Gon: ok

Tenare: You guys are honestly insane

Killua: my family’s a bunch of assasins
Gon: my dad ditched me with my aunt, doesn’t even care about my well-being, and the only person I knew that was close to my dad that I was friends with died.
Mamapika: my entire clan was killed for their eyes
Papa Oreo: my childhood friend had a nonterminal illness but the medical procedure to fix it was too expensive and he died of the illness

Kanara: My parent tried forcing me to use my demon and Hisoka almost murdered them-

Gon: ????What??? Aren't tops and bottoms bunk beds???
Deku: JESUS-

Tenare: Mhm. Totally bunk beds-

Genya: *falls out of the sky* Tf am I-
Bakugo: AYO- GUY WITH THE MOHAWK WHO JUST FELL OUTTA THE SKY! WHY DO YA SOUND LIKE ME-
Me: Maybe because y'all share the same VA???

Makane: (Naruto go brr) I exist now too-

Genya: Oh hey Tanjiro and Megumi
Megumi and Tanjiro: Hi.
Back-you-go: YOU STILL HAVEN'T ANSWERED MY QUESTION, MOHAWK EXTRA-
Genya: *Pulls out gun* No

Makane: Do I even wanna know what going on?
Monoma: Nope.
Tenare: Definitely not.

Gon: WHAT IS GOING ON???? WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP SAYING TOPS AND BOTTOMS AREN'T BUNK BEDS???? WHY DO I NEED TO STAY ON THIS COUCH UNTIL FRIDAY???

Kanara: All will be revealed✨✨✨

Megumi: You got fuc-
Killua: *Godspeeds into the room* S H U T -

Tenare: ...You got f**ked, Gon. *teleports away*
Monoma: PFFFT-

(I know. It's the same situation with MLB. Everyone think's Marinette's haor is blue, when it is black, but with a blue hue for easier animation.)
Deku: I GOT OFF THAT HOSPITAL BED IN HALF AN HOUR WHEN MY BACK WAS BROKEN.

Monoma: And I don't even wanna know how

Dadzawa: cause he’s not a little bitch baby like you and 1B

Monoma: Tenare isn't. She's been out of the hospital after an hour of breaking her leg.
Tenare POV: Cause I was abused but I'll take it

Dadzawa: she’s the only one who’s not a bitch baby. Everyone else in Class 1B can’t even handle a small villain attack.

Monoma: If we got attacked again I could

Dadzawa: how do you think you could fare against the LOV, Monoma?

Monoma: Are you judging me because of my quirk

Dadzawa: y’know, I”m kinda glad Kendo slapped you in the face that one time.

Tenare: Leave Monoma alone you caterpillar

All Might: *SCREAMING HIS LUNGS OUT*
Recovery Girl: GET BACK HERE! *chasing All Might with a belt*

Tenare: pffft-
Monoma: Is that normal-?

Aoyama: it mainly happened after Deku is either kidnapped or broken his bones.

Monoma: Oh. Thats what they get for being stupid.

Kendo: I’m half tempted to slap this snarky bitch across the face again.
All Might: PLEASE HELP MEEEEEE
Dadzawa: no. *sips vodka* this is very entertaining.
Pitou: *exists once again* oh? Where am I meow??
Gon: ....
Killua: oh shit-
Back-you-go: Who is this cat guy and Aizawa-sense I why are drinking vodka at 2 in the afternoon.

Tenare: Kendo, touch Monoma and I WILL smack you.
Kanara: *holds up a cross* BACK AWAY YOU CAT-ANT-HUMAN THING-

Pitou: oh?
Gon: ...*visibly pissed*
Killua: SOMEONE RESTRAIN GON BEFORE WE HAVE A REPEAT OF THE FIRST TIME HE FOUGHT THIS ANT-CAT BITCH
Mamapika: ⛓🔴👄🔴⛓ this ant-cat bitch mother f**ker ain’t touchin mah son
Papa Oreo: *reasy to pull what he did to Ging that one time*

Kanara: *Her hair starts turning red*
(She has a demon. Only hxh characters know. And they know she can't control it)
Hisoka: Oh shit-

Nezuko: *angry Nezuko noises*
Tanjiro: *prepares his sword*
Killua: *prepares Godspeed*
Pitou: what is going on?

Kanara: *distorted voice* Pitou...Get. The. Hell. Away. From. Here.

Megumi: ;-;

Tenare: If you ask me, Deku looks like their child

Tanjiro: yes, I said that earlier

Tenare: Wasn't listening

Tanjiro: ok

Monoma: Yeah she isnt big on listening

Gon: *had tried to stand up* CRAP, MY LEGS ARE SORE, GOD-
*Chrollo has descended from the heavens*
Chrollo: was I summoned?

Kanara: No. You were not summoned

Mamapika: NOT THIS FAKE HOLY MOTHERF**KER-

Kanara: He can't use nen so- *Clocks Chrollo in the face*

*Muzan HeeHee’s into existence*
!!!MANGA SPOILERS!!!
Muzan: TANJIRO, ACCEPT MY BLOOD AND TAKE MY PLACE AS THE DEMON KING.
Tanjiro: NO.

Oop))
Kanara: Micheal Jackson-?

Muzan: I’M NOT MICHAEL JACKSON. I AM MUZAN KIBUTSUJI.
The entire KNY fandom: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT

Tenare: You do look like Micheal Jackson

Tenare: Now we got Bakugo and this guy

Megumi: can I stab him?

Kanara: Sure

Dadzawa: WHERE IS DEKU, I HAVEN’T SEEN HIM ALL DAY-
Kaminari: oh he went to get a wheelchair for Gon but he hasn’t come back yet...
Back-you-go: AIZAWA, DEKU GOT KIDNAPPED AT THE CORNER STORE GETTING ORANGE JUICE AND CHOCOLATE ROBOTS-
Dadzawa: MIDORIA MAY BE A PROBLEM CHILD, BUT HE’S M Y PROBLEM CHILD. EVERYONE, GET YO LAZY ASSES UP, WE’RE RESCUING MIDORIA.

Tenare: ...See this is why I'm in 1B-
Monoma: Yep-

Chrollo: actually Hisoka brought a nen exorcist so I can use nen now!

Hisoka: Use Nen on her. I dare you
Kanara: Ah yes, Hisoka being helpful

Gon: please leave fake worshiper
Chrollo: no :) hello chain user. Looking quite lovely tonight aren’t you?
Killua: when will this guy realize that Kurapika is not a girl?
Mamapika: *PISSED NOISES* ⛓🔴👄🔴⛓💢

Kanara: Yeah Kurapika is a boy

Chrollo: doesn’t look like a boy~
All Might: *walks in* hi there good sir who thinks this young man is a girl. Would you like to die?

Kanara: KILL HIM PLEASE

*Chrollo ascends back into the heavens *

Tenare: Lol-

All Might: awe man. I wanted to smash his head in. Kurapika texted me earlier that that fake holy guy killed his clan and stole their eyes.

Kanara: Yeah and I hate him

Deku: oh hi Tenare!

Tenare: Hello. Hey has Monoma come by for daily annoyance yet?

Deku: nope.
Tanjiro: hey, why is there a bunch of cheese outside this room?
Deku: oh dear...

Tenare: Oh f**k nah

Tanjiro: ????

Tenare: *Hide* Please no

Deku: WHY IS HE ALWAYS MAKING CRYPTIC MESSAGES WITH CHEESE

Tenare: I DUNNO

Deku: *screams*

Tenare: See this is why I'm in 1B and not 1A :,)

Dadzawa and Class 1A: WE HAVE RETURNED WITH MY SON- I MEAN THE PROBLEM CHILD-

Tenare: Monoma wasn't of any help, was he?
Monoma: No I was not

Dadzawa: *gives Midoria a mug and pats his head*
Killua: And he doesn't even have what he needed to get.

Kanara: What'd you expect? If one of us went missing, E S P E C I A L L Y Gon, we'd all run after him only wanting to get him back

*The mug Dadzawa gave Midoria reads "UA's #1 problem child"*
Midoria: Thanks dad-
Dadzawa: Of course u-u
The entire class 1A: We love you dad!
All Might: Wish Young Midoria would call me dad-
Vlad King: I wish my class would call me dad ;-;
Eri: Dadzawa!
Dadzawa: Eri and my class are my kids, you cannot take them away from me.

Tenare: Vlad King, could've sworn Monoma called you dad during the switching classes disaster
Monoma: *nervous laughter* We do not speak of that

Vlad King: Yes, but it was only him. THE ENTIRE CLASS 1A CALLS AIZAWA DAD.
Dadzawa: Because I'm the best teacher. Heck, Midoria even gave me this mug.
*Dadzawa pulls out a mug that reads "UA's #1 teacher and dad"*
Midoria: Mom helped!

Tenare: Well my dad is dead so I'll call you dad now :D

Vlad King: yay
Dadzawa: eh, I’m the better dad

Tenare: I prefer Vlad King as my dad- you throw too many light grenades

Deku: I’m surprised everyone is ignoring I’m holding a knocked out man and a passed out boy with my black whip
Killua: and the grass boi who is passed out cannot walk and that may or may not be my fault.
Megumi: pretty sure that would be your fault, sparky assassin boi with family issues.

Kanara: Don't forget that he's fruity asf

Megumi: yyyeeeeep-

Kanara: I feel bad for Gon tbh-

Gon: *wakes up* huh?

Kanara: Oop- Hello

Deku: *places Gon on a couch* Yeaaahhhh, You might wanna not move for a few days
Recovery Girl: More like the rest of the week.
Gon: It's Tuesday???
Recovery Girl: Stay on that couch till Friday.
Gon: ok ;-;

Kanara: Damn Killua what did you do

Killua: *has already left the room*

Kanara: He really said "f**k this shit I'm out*