Anyone wanna roast me?

Your dad went to get milk but he got lost on your forehead

You look like carl from jimmy neutron

My hair straightener his hotter than you

i found your mom and dad

your ass looks like snotty boy IRL

Can't tell what's bigger, his chin or his forehead.

need i say more?

y'know i love pork, but theres too much fat in this pig... I dont like the fat...

You probably smell like shit. And we all know your fat as f**k and only eat McDonald’s. I think we found the real Big Mac right here.

A 9999999999999 pound man could turn into the buffest man alive if he covered every mile of your forehead

discord mod jr.

you look like if dream and a discord moderator had a baby

wait how u know what dream looks like?

HMMMMMMM

You look like a Roblox YouTuber with only three subscribers.

Ikr?

You look like a raw chicken nugget

theres no point your face did all the roasting for itself

Kid looks like napoleon dynamite

My boy looks like shouta from The Miiverse

You're scaring me

Bro ur hair is a dead bush, what the f#ck did you do to ur lips, you wear lipstick y’a big p#ssy, look at ur cheeks! Did you stuff nuts into it like a chipmunk y’a single single sackleson. And what are those slits for ears y’a sheepdog! Thank you for ur time

Chicken little and a discord mod had a child

you look like me but wider
no joke i actually look similar when i'm wearing my glasses, except i am thin as a noodle

HmHmhmHmhhHHhmHHhmHmhmmMHhmhMHmmh

i like noodles

(ง°ل͜°)ง

just gonna be honest here you got more chin than you have hairline

You look like you finna say "Are you goin to finish that cwosssont"

Goofy's smile looks less moronic than your current expression

if you're gay thats smart
no girl will love you

Those glasses are faker than your girlfriend

You look like you spend every day in front of the computer watching Cocomelon because your chin took up all the space there was for a brain.

Bro ain't no way,Mr wheezer it's a pleasure to meet you

i could play hopscotch on yo forehead

I can't tell if you're a boy or a girl, but all I know is that you identify as a degenerate.

Also the vacuum of space is hotter than you