I need to make a video game where you go around collecting baby formula for expectant mothers. Some goofy shit like Gex or Conker's Bad Fur day, where it looks like a kid's game but has adult themes to it. Doesn't even mean it has to be R rated, but you'll have to do this whole Robin Hood thing where you try to steal the people's tax dollars back, just so they don't go to freakin' Nazis.
I mean, c'mon. Am I that selfish if I just don't want my tax dollars to go to Nazis so they can rape and pillage? It's like the polar opposite of charity.