I won't last a minute

Why is Dr. K so hot right now?

*dies*

(Ok, Colin. Imagine him in his underwear so you won't be intimidated)

(OH NO HE'S HOT)

He's pretty hot ngl

Get the butt plugs

me an asexual: *asexual panic*

Don't kill me, I don't get the reference, but uh-
*Cracks knuckles, grins*

I'm not surviving