President fidel

Ban all cars to cut down on smog or whatever.

good point. don't want our leader looking weak.

A massive expansion of rail and bike infrastructure.

sure

Yeah. We could also use the money for infrastructure to develop our factories.

piano factories

Pianos are like the ultimate instrument.

But we need f l u t e f a c t o r i e s

they really are, thank you for acknowledging that

... but, ,why?

Flutes are godly

they're ok I guess

Like have you heard spongebob played on a flute? Its godly

I can't say I have

I think you did

do you play your flute?

No, I really have to

yeah, get practicing!

Thanks!

ok
do you play flute???

I have a flute

what is this, Michigan?

Yeah. Once Congress gets full I’ll be able to hold a Congress vote on this

we need more m o n o r a i l

Roughly $100 trillion to monorail-cat-ify the entire country, but it will be worth it

I know this will make us broke and will cripple our economy, but i got this idea, we will make ig pay for it.

Exactly, confiscate IG’s old bank account for t r a n s i t

He never used it anyway