CONGRESS VOTE: FEEL THE BERN & MAKE HEALTHCARE FREE FOR ALL

*gasp*

You're basically a communist.

no u

I vote to secede

AYE

Aye

I hate health care. I hate free stuff. And I especially hate free healthcare.
Imma still vote for it cause it's paid for by taxes and I pay only imaginary taxes on here.

***Universal Healthcare Proposal***

If PRESIDENTS citizens sustain an on-the-job injury, or survive an assassination attempt, or are grievously injured in a warcrime scenario, or suffer any other type of ailment, our qualified doctors will treat them FREE OF CHARGE.

Your bank account is protected regardless of what evil shenanigans the terrorists and war criminals get up to!

(NOTE: In the real world, of course, nothing is truly free — “universal healthcare” means scrapping the premiums we pay for private health insurance and replacing it with some kind of a tax that funds a system like Britain’s NHS that anyone can access. However, in this roleplay universe, taxes are purely notional and are not actually levied. So, healthcare has the effect of being free.)

(warcrime scenario) wonder who that would be?

Could be literally anyone...

In the US we would end up with the shitty version where the government health care is mandatory higher taxes are mandatory, and then everyone who can afford it will buy a gap-type insurance like Medicare Part D to pay for the "premium" coverage.

He says that and flakes on force the vote just like aoc

Aye