May the 4th be with you

Average Rebellion Enjoyer:

Ken Minada: I'm a stormtrooper that defected from the Empire and used the ways of the force to fight back.

Tox: I'm a smuggler against the Empire, and blew up one of their cargo holds singlehandedly

Empire: We destroyed a planet :)

Ken Minada: I killed one of the Inquisitors.

Tox: I destroyed a Star Destroyer

Empire: We took control of most of the Galaxy

Ken: I stood toe to toe with Darth Vader

Darth Vader: I chopped off my son's hand

Ken: cute

Darth Sidious: At least I didn't backstab everyone who taught you the ways of the Force just for some scavenger.

I would repost, but I can't post until my account is 30 days old

its fine

Empire is the best

yes