That's why I blow and bareback yours beside the dumpster your mom birthed you in.

Nah you so fatherless my dad left you when you were born and came to me

You literally have an among us icon, shut the f**k up. You're probably some retarded ass white kid named Brandon who can get no bitches except for your 50+ anime posters. You're probably whiter than my college ruled paper probably over 400 lbs at age 11. Get your bacon grease for blood head ass up off your nasty ass couch and go outside for once.

I can't speak objectively, but some say Mary and Jesus had children. If that is historically accurate, Jesus would not have married Mary the w**re until after Jesus returned from Rome.

Not everyone is a Christian though considering Christianity isn't the only existing religion. I don't believe in a dude who impregnated a 14 year old girl.

Yea, cause 18 year olds never impregnate their 14 year old summer flings.

Look christianity has a few undeniable features.
1. Santa Clause ; Saint Nicholas
2. Easter Bunny; Saint Henry, Joseph, Judas
3. Islam likes our saints, Maybe the guy writing the book was a descendent of one
4. Buddhism comes along later, same story new material and pharaoh cat god statues
5. Later day saints proof that knowledge of Saturn still bares fruit.
6. We have libraries full of post "rosetta stone" knowledge; napoleonic start
7. The Islam book and Christan book ~1600 AD, 1200 etc etc; "Vatican Important".

Jesus did the right thing marrying Mary after he returned and she had child.

But like.. Not everyone is Christian... Can y'all not get that through your head? Christianity isn't the only religion.

We know that, it's the only correct one...
I'm not saying anything bad about people who follow other religions, there are some good Muslims and Catholics out there...

I'm an athiest so like... I dont even know how religion popped up in here... My post isnt even about this shit

One guy posted Jesus, so you went off...

All I said was that Christianity wasn't the only religion. It's the only "right" or "correct" religion because it's what YOU believe in. Anyone who believes in a religion is going to believe their religion is the "correct" religion.

Yeah I know, I'm not dumb
Also I know what the heck I'm saying and if you can't keep up with it, then you can just freaking shut up...

Well yes but no. Buddha wasn't wrong. Khan's son from eastern orthodox upbringing's traveled his fathers empire. Christians of all faiths, muslims that speak saints from prophets, have the Vatican advantage when the cannon book is used as nuclear family glue.

What the heck are you talking about?

I dont know... My post has nothing to do with religion.

No I'm saying that Jesus didn't impregnate a 14 year old girl...

I know. Mary supposedly had Jesus without having to be f**ked. God impregnated her somehow magically... I dont f**kin' know

Here's how it happened:
God sent an angel down to Mary to tell her that she was to birth The Son of God. The next day later she was pregnant.
This only happened once in the history of mankind, as it was an act of God that Mary became pregnant...

I posted a religious meme about Roman history that depicts Julius Caesars son (the easter bunny) as being in a normalized polyamorous relationship with Mary Magdalene.

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