Cowabunga... Cow-a-F**KIN' PIECE OF DOGSHIT! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick! This game is as appealing as a f**kin' ooze-infested dirty f**kin' sewer rat shit! I've had more fun playing with dog turds! Shredder's my ass and Splinter's my balls, this game is an inside-out asshole regurgitated putrid anal fecal matter! I'd rather f**kin' yank all the hairs out of my scrotum! I'd rather drink diarrhea vomited out of a buffalo's anus! It suckin' f**ks, it f**kin' sucks, IT F**KIN' BLOWS, IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT... and I don't like it.
"Now you're playing with power! ...Now you're playing with f**kin' shit! You're better off f**kin' shit than f**kin' with this f**ked up shit! F**k this shit! You don't know shit about how f**kin' shitty this f**kin' shit is. It's so bad, it sucks. It's so f**kin' suck, it f**ks! And I... can't take it anymore." (takes a swig of Rolling Rock)
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