ME: MOM I DONT THINK I WILL USE THIS MATH IN REAL LIFE; MOM: IF THEY ARE TEACHING IT TO YOU, YOU MUST NEED IT; ME: CAN I HAVE HELP WITH MY MATH HOMEWORK? MOM: *LOOKS AT PAPER* HMMM, GIVE ME A MINUTE, I HAVENT DONE THIS IN 30 YEARS. ME: SO THEN I MUST NOT NEED IT; MOM:
