why are you so dumb? every time I see your face it reminds me of that ugly piece of shit you left on my porch once, yhea, your son. I swear I'm not the father, if that was true he would have a beard at the age of 2 like everyone in my family did. we come from great Mexican descent and drink hot sauce with our vodka (oh we are Russian too) sometimes I poop outside and blame it on the dog, he deserves it because he is gay, yhea a gay dog, oh and its a girl, so a gay bitch. the gay bitch is also trans, so basically it's a straight bitch. its pronouns are bitch/bitchy, get them wrong and I will ride an inflatable dinosaur into your house while holding an egg launcher filled with paint from my dad's grave.. he always said not to touch that thermostat.