Why did Pelosi get that award? What has she even done for Ukraine to deserve suck a big thing?

They were gonna give it Kamala, but she never showed up. So the first American politician in the room got it.
It's just like giving Obama the Nobel peace prize because he said he'd end all wars. Awards mean nothing.

trump won "most likely to cure windmill cancer" award. so there's that.

Use your main account if you wanna play.

ok, will do. trump also won "most likely to hide in the WH bunker" when a few protesters showed up

she tried to blackmail the president of ukraine to provide "dirt" on one of the president's children. oh wait, that was the last guy.

.... You know he broadcasted a speech and everything to answer that exact question?

It's the least he could do for 33 BILLION dollars...