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Sounds legit | God: Makes all of the precious metal, jewels, and money that ever has existed and ever will exist; Also god every Sunday:; FOR 10% OF YOUR LIFETIME EARNINGS | image tagged in memes,bernie i am once again asking for your support,christianity,religion | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Do you have A referrence? I always thought it was just the church
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...The bible. The bible is my source.
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Yes but where in the Bible?
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Don't beg strangers on the internet to read for you. This information is very readily available if you have an actual interest.

But by all means if you just want to ask pointless questions like a bored 2 year old, proceed
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uh ok? I just need the book and the verse. I'm wondering because I hardly ever tithe, and people pushing me to.
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sorry i forgot the "are"
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If you're too lazy to read the bible for yourself or to even Google the answer, then you probably don't need to worry about tithing. Buying your way into Heaven isn't a great plan for your eternal soul.
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i did google it, and i read the bible, and the verse just says that 10% of what you have is the Lord's. this is exactly what it said: A tenth of the produce of the land, whether grain or fruit, is the Lord's, and is holy. Leviticus 27:30. also, the only religion that ever called itself Christian that I know of where they thought you had to buy your way into heaven is (correct me if I'm wrong) catholicism. I'm a messianic jew, so I and my congregation don't believe in buying your way into heaven. and, again, correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought you could get to heaven even if you sinned.
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If you had actually read the bible then you would know that tithing gets mentioned in way more than one verse.

That's bearing false witness...which since you haven't read the bible...I should tell you that's a sin too.
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Uh ok? I said that I could only find/remember one verse that even mentioned tithing, and even then (correct if I'm wrong) it never said to give it to the church. Also why do you have such a hard time giving a reference for this? You gave one here https://imgflip.com/i/6eilwm
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Step by step guide to being a douche

1. Make a claim
2. Someone asks for the source
3. Tell that person to find the source for you
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God: Makes all of the precious metal, jewels, and money that ever has existed and ever will exist; Also god every Sunday:; FOR 10% OF YOUR LIFETIME EARNINGS