Sayori (cute moron)

Listen, listen, listen. I made several posts saying I wasn't actually 22. I didn't "trick" Retro, he's just an idiot for not looking into it more. I "lied" about my age as a joke between MSmg and I. I didn't intend for Retro to actually believe that the joke was actually true. And I told him the truth after a little bit (it really was a short time after we started dating that I told him, I believe we were dating for a few days before I told him). I actually wanted him to see the posts. I'm 15/17 (depending on what age system you use). Not 14, not 13, not 12, not 16, and absolutely not 22. I've never been 22.

It’s also extremely lewd

yes

Just as lewd as exposing the navel in a crop top if you ask me👀

lmao

Haram moment.

LMAO

F**k can I be spared

no

But I had sex 20 times with a man and a girl and I’m not married

well now
your punishment is being skinned alive and being burned

No I sex have

that’s why
you had sex before marriage
which is a crime and your punishment is being burned alive
and holding hands before marriage is a crime too
which the punishment is being skinned alive

Nyehehehe

And if you DO hold hands youll be f**king skinned alive

yes

*me whos kissed my girlfriend and held her hand (we're not married)*

shit im sorry
but i’m gonna have to send in a nuke where you live

f**k