Yeah that’s definitely going to happen

https://www.russia-briefing.com/news/alaska-must-be-returned-to-russia-political-scientist.html/

If you wish to subject your eyeballs to this absolutely terrible argument, there it is

oh, so we're going off of distance, now, are we?

Why can't Alaska annex Russia then?

It's not like the Russian military will stand a chance.

Alaskan National Guard vs Russian Army.

Just give the Alaskans some anti-air and tank and watch the bodies hit the floor.

Not to mention all those bears and wolves.

Alaska is unconquerable.
The population is currently: gun toting snowbillys, with some Inuits & polar bears thrown in for good measure, also with guns for some reason...

Logic = good

That way, the Alaskans can start civil war in Russia