Bro my mom just basically said I have a small dick
She just straight up said to me “I noticed when you go to pee sometimes you pee on the floor a little, if your p**is doesn’t reach far enough you need to stand a little closer since its smaller”, and then started saying not to be embarrassed about it and that its ok and no one in the future will mind, its f**king weird. And now my confidence is f**ked, thanks mom 👍