Auditor: What’s wrong

Sponk: HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM

Auditor: Errrr.
* he conjures ham*

*The buff one quickly eats the ham

Auditor: Wow.
*he conjures another ham*

Astaroth: “Uhh...?” DoyOP4: “No, I’ve seen stranger.”

Spike: *Seasoning the hams with sponk's remains*
What? I'm hungry.

DoyOP4: "Whatever."

Spike: *Starts eating rocks and trees*
Giga: Well.... I guess that's... healthy?

Astaroth: "Sure."

Giga: Spike is the strongest version of Myself. He's strange.

DoyOP4: "He's probably not the strongest version of you. There's infinite."

Giga: I never thought of that. The thing is, he's the strongest I've ever seen of myself.

DoyOP4: "That makes sense. I'm the strongest version of myself."

Spike: 卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐
Giga: Wh- How the fu- That- He can pronounce symbols?

DoyOP4: "Noted."

*The buff one Splits the ham perfectly in half and gives it to Sponk

Astaroth: "What is going on here?"

*Sponk just vanishes and appears behind you
Sponk: I just wanted ham

*Astaroth whirls around, and almost hits you with his tail* DoyOP4: "I could give you some ham."

*Ducks underneath the tail
Sponk: I'll gladly take the HHHAAAMMM

*a table appears, and it is covered in slices of high quality ham*

*pulls more ham out of a random hole and sets it on the table
Sponk: YO GIGA! GET OVER HERE

Astaroth: "Such interesting creatures." DoyOP4: "Don't be rude."

Giga: *Picks Up Sponk by his head, makes an elegant, rich chair from a nearby tree, and sets Sponk on it

*they watch*

Giga: You know, Sponk is me, but from a different Reality. I'm not as... Fatuous as he is

DoyOP4: "Ok. I meet a lot of different versions of myself, too."

Giga: *Just stands and watches Sponk consume the Hams*

Astaroth: "Anyways. I have more important things to do than watch a spiky blob person eat pork." DoyOP4: "Such as?" Astaroth: "You know. God stuff." DoyOP4: "Also known as disguising yourself as a peasant to scare people?" Astaroth: "No!" DoyOP4: "Mhmm. Then what?" Astaroth: "Err... Uhh... Ah..." DoyOP4: "Exactly."

*Out of f**king nowhere, spike just appears*

DoyOP4: "Hullo."

Spike: Shit. Wrong universe. Sup Giga.
Giga: Spike what in- Hello.

Astaroth: "Oh, this is almost as annoying as him." *gestures to DoyOP4*

*Spike steps on Sponk's head repeatedly until he dies.
Spike: My ham Now.

DoyOP4: "Uhh... What?"

Lust throws down a second slice of ham, seeing what’ll happen

*the buff one slowly turns their head to observe you...

“Can I help you?”

Giga: I suppose you can.

“And how’s that?”

Giga: Tell Sponk that you saw cheese covered bacon at Walmart. he wont believe me.

“ I didn’t. I saw a jalapeño stuffed with cheese wrapped in bacon at HEB though.”

*Sponk out o nowhere makes a hole in the ground, jumps in, and comes back with the jalapeño stuffed with cheese wrapped in bacon

“Heh. Nice.”

*Eats it with the package
Sponk: YUM YUM! but I LOVE jalapeño stuffed with cheese jalapeño stuffed with cheese jalapeño stuffed with cheese jalapeño stuffed with cheese jalapeño stuffed with cheese jalapeño stuffed with cheese jalapeño stuffed with cheese jalapeño stuffed with cheese jalapeño stuffed with cheese jalapeño stuffed with cheese jalapeño stuffed with cheese jalapeño stuffed with cheese jalapeño stuffed with cheese jalapeño stuffed with cheese jalapeño stuffed with cheese jalapeño stuffed with cheese jalapeño stuffed with cheese jalapeño stuffed with cheese jalapeño stuffed with cheese jalapeño stuffed with cheese jalapeño stuffed with cheese jalapeño stuffed with cheese jalapeño stuffed with cheese jalapeño stuffed with cheese jalapeño stuffed with cheese jalapeño stuffed with cheese jalapeño stuffed with cheese jalapeño stuffed with cheese jalapeño stuffed with cheese jalapeño stuffed with cheese jalapeño stuffed with cheese jalapeño stuffed with cheese jalapeño stuffed with cheese jalapeño stuffed with cheese jalapeño stuffed with cheese jalapeño stuffed with cheese jalapeño stuffed with cheese jalapeño stuffed with cheese jalapeño stuffed with cheese jalapeño stuffed with cheese jalapeño stuffed with cheese jalapeño stuffed with cheese jalapeño stuffed with cheese

“That’s nice.”

Trooper: *pulls out popcorn*

*the right one slowly turns their head to observe you...

Trooper: Oh f**k *runs*

*Out of f**king nowhere, spike just appears in front of you

Trooper: A- *runs the opposite direction*

*keeps appearing in front of you

Trooper: *leaves*

Spike: GIVE ME THE HAM

Trooper: *leaves the game*

*Spike Joins a different server to use his exploits in

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