Auditor: What’s wrong

Sponk: HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM

Auditor: Errrr.
* he conjures ham*

*The buff one quickly eats the ham

Auditor: Wow.
*he conjures another ham*

Trooper: *pulls out popcorn*

*the right one slowly turns their head to observe you...

Trooper: Oh f**k *runs*

*Out of f**king nowhere, spike just appears in front of you

Trooper: A- *runs the opposite direction*

*keeps appearing in front of you

Trooper: *leaves*

Spike: GIVE ME THE HAM

Trooper: *leaves the game*

*Spike Joins a different server to use his exploits in

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Bakugo: *makes ham explode*

Milk: *consumes ham like a vaccum cleaner.* There, no more problems.

Rondu: *takes da ham* YIM YUM FOR TIM TUM!

Hey spike can you teach me spike lore

later

ok

now?

Astaroth: “Uhh...?” DoyOP4: “No, I’ve seen stranger.”

*The buff one Splits the ham perfectly in half and gives it to Sponk

Astaroth: "What is going on here?"

*Sponk just vanishes and appears behind you
Sponk: I just wanted ham

*Astaroth whirls around, and almost hits you with his tail* DoyOP4: "I could give you some ham."

*Ducks underneath the tail
Sponk: I'll gladly take the HHHAAAMMM

*a table appears, and it is covered in slices of high quality ham*

*pulls more ham out of a random hole and sets it on the table
Sponk: YO GIGA! GET OVER HERE

Astaroth: "Such interesting creatures." DoyOP4: "Don't be rude."

Giga: *Picks Up Sponk by his head, makes an elegant, rich chair from a nearby tree, and sets Sponk on it

*they watch*

Spike: *Seasoning the hams with sponk's remains*
What? I'm hungry.

DoyOP4: "Whatever."

Spike: *Starts eating rocks and trees*
Giga: Well.... I guess that's... healthy?

Astaroth: "Sure."

Giga: Spike is the strongest version of Myself. He's strange.

DoyOP4: "He's probably not the strongest version of you. There's infinite."

Giga: I never thought of that. The thing is, he's the strongest I've ever seen of myself.

DoyOP4: "That makes sense. I'm the strongest version of myself."

Spike: 卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐
Giga: Wh- How the fu- That- He can pronounce symbols?

DoyOP4: "Noted."

Giga: You know, Sponk is me, but from a different Reality. I'm not as... Fatuous as he is

DoyOP4: "Ok. I meet a lot of different versions of myself, too."

Giga: *Just stands and watches Sponk consume the Hams*

Astaroth: "Anyways. I have more important things to do than watch a spiky blob person eat pork." DoyOP4: "Such as?" Astaroth: "You know. God stuff." DoyOP4: "Also known as disguising yourself as a peasant to scare people?" Astaroth: "No!" DoyOP4: "Mhmm. Then what?" Astaroth: "Err... Uhh... Ah..." DoyOP4: "Exactly."

*Out of f**king nowhere, spike just appears*

DoyOP4: "Hullo."

Spike: Shit. Wrong universe. Sup Giga.
Giga: Spike what in- Hello.

Astaroth: "Oh, this is almost as annoying as him." *gestures to DoyOP4*

*Spike steps on Sponk's head repeatedly until he dies.
Spike: My ham Now.

DoyOP4: "Uhh... What?"