"I'm 14, the legal age is 16"
I'm pretty sure the legal age is actually 18. Plus, all s** is illegal below 18 and is legally considered statutory r**e because even if both parties consent, children are too young and not mature enough to make the decision to consent.
"All the stuff I said was a joke."
I sure HOPE it was, but it doesn't look like it to me.
"Weebs constantly sexualize 12 year olds too"
Just because someone else is doing it doesn't justify it.
Also, that's one of the reasons I dislike weebs.
"It's just a one time thing"
Just because you only did it once or twice doesn't justify it.
"A 14 year old cannot be a p*******e"
Legally, anyone who has s** with children, regardless of whether they themselves are a child, is at least technically a p********.