Last one ended up being bout Tenare so yeah. No romance. (Unless you're Shigaraki- then idgaf)

Scout: Woah, woah, woah!

Scout: You just shot his head!

Neko: Yeah. And?

???: *ignores*

Dabi: Go to hell-
Shiggy: Says the one who life already is one

Ash:*dying*

Dabi: Oh shut up, Ash

Ash: quit your whining this is entertainment

Dabi: Make me, bitcb

Ash: :P

Dabi: See? You cant

Ash: no but j can be derpy and annoying :P

Dabi: Eh. Not that bad honestly

Ash: TvT

Bitch*

Neko: Yeah let's not talk about that

Ash: I mean, most of us have bc of trama of some sort so-

Neko: Yup-

Ash: A N Y W A Y S why did you become a villan?

Neko: Abuse from parents, my ex cheating on me, witnessing my sister get abused s well

Ash: damn-

Neko: My sister managed to be a hero, but me- I joined L.O.V 7 years ago. My sis may or nay not have been 9

Ash: wow.. That's a lot more better then my reason-

Neko: Eh, everyone has a good reason

Ash: true

Neko: Phew
Shiggy: Hey, I think there's blood on your face-
Neko: Is there? I didn't even notice

Ash: oop-

Neko: Eh I don't care

Ash: *chuckles a little*

Shiggy: *Gives her a towel*
Neko: I said I don't care-

Ash: *mutters under breath* simppppp

Dabi: Which one-?

Ash: *points to Neko*

Dabi: Agreed

Ash: pfffttt-

Neko: If yall end up camping, I'm joining

Ash: yes were camping now

Toga: *out of nowhere* I heard camping?

Ash: mhm

Neko: Where'd you come from?
Toga:✨T h e S h a d o w s✨

Ash: xD

Neko: That's my line but ok
Toga: *laughs*

Ashe: *dying*

Toga: Ash you good-?

Ash: mentally, physically or spiritually?

Neko: Especially meh

Ash: *looks at her* the traumatized simp

Neko: I-
Toga: True

Ash: wait wait wait *looks at Neko and points* traumatized simp numero 1 *turns to shiggy and points* traumatized simp numero 2

Shiggy: Excuse me what?
Neko: HA!

Ash: don't get to excited, your still more of a simp then him nekp

Neko: At least he was called one. *laughs*

Ash: soooo your admiting it?

Neko: I- no

Ash: you sure~? Cause I think you just admitted it B)

Dabi: Neko's been trying to kill me, figuratively, for got knows how long

Ash: Neko help me out here-

Neko: *Looks at Ash* Huh?

Ash: how do you kill dabi- figuratively

Neko: Insult him

Ash: wait fr?

Neko: *Looks at Dabi* At least I could kill my dad.

Ash: 👀

Dabi: Your sister did that. You killed your mother.
Neko: And she's younger than me. Your point?

Ash:👀

Neko: Very understandable. Some heroes are assholes

Ash: Mhm..

Neko: Even villain can be nicer. Sometimes.

Ash: right- doubtful

Neko: I can be nicer. Dabi, on the other hand, WELLLL-

Ash: Dani yea he's a piece of shit

Neko: Tell me about it

Ash: eh, at least toga and shigy are somewhat nice

Neko: Yeah. I like hanging out with Shiggy mostly

Ash:*looks at her smirking* SIMP

Neko: No I didn't-

Ash: I say you did so now yes, yes you did :P

Neko: N o

Ash: :P

Neko: Hehe. I'm stubbornnn

Ash: I can tell

Neko: *laughs*

Ash: your more stubborn then me- somehow-

Neko: Always have been :>

Ash: ok simp

Neko: Togas is strange but-

Ash: yea-

Neko: Toga is still nice to be around

Ash: shes fun,we used to have random sleepovers when we were younger,before she became a villain

Neko: You can have them now:>

Ash: not really since we kinda all live together-

Neko: Get some tents and go outside. C a m p

Ash: :0 yes!!

Neko: I'm smort

Ash: *giggles* yep

Dabi: Think back to what you called Shiggy earlier

Ash: *loading*... Ohhhh yea ik

Dabi: There you go

Ash: I'm stupid:P

Dabi: Yes. Indeed.

Shiggy: I would've already done it but-
Toga: But you don't don't accidently decay her.
Shiggy: Precisely

Ash: poor children-

Toga: Pffft- they sure act like it

Ash: *chuckles acting dramatic* there love could never be~!

Dabi: *W H E E Z E*

Ash: uhh I think I killed dabi-

Toga: Yup

Ash: ok but like- shiggy and Neko habit said anything so.. I think it's true-

Dabi: *Calming down* No they've just been talking to each other-

Ash: aww I didn't kill dabi long enough T^T

Neko: Bitch-

Ash: ik

Neko: *Rolls her eyes*

Ash: :P

Neko: Why are you so annoying?

Ash: bc yes

Neko: Annoy Shiggy, not me
Shiggy: Neko- you bitch-
Neko: ... :P

Ash: nahhh your more fun to annoy

Neko: T^T

Ash: ik I'm the best villain ever UvU

Neko: I am not! His company is just enjoyable

Ash: mhmmmm

Neko: Shut upppp T^T

Ash: make me :P

Neko: You're lucky I just killed someone, or I'd be angry

Ash: kill me if you want I could care less-

Neko: Why is that relateable

Ash: idk

Neko: Probably bc I've tried to do it to myself. A n y w a y s -

Ash: I'M SORRY W H A T

Neko: I n s u l t H i m

Ash: uhhh at least my parents love me

Dabi: Your parents are alive?

Ash: ehhh somewhat

Neko: Mine are dead AS F**K. Good riddance

Ash: pfffttt-

Neko: I mean, they were abusive-
Shiggy: So was my father
Dabi: Wait same-
Toga: Hol up (headcanon)

Ash: how many traumatized villains are there-

Toga: All of em are

Ash: oof

Neko: *Looks at them* Hello

???: hello.

Neko: You're the new recruit right?

???: yea,what about it?

Neko: Just wondering

???: *shrugs* ok,whats your name?

Neko: I'm Neko Mana

???: nice, my names ash..

Neko: Cool name. Feel free not to answer but why did you want to be a villain

Ash: thx, and idrk, being a hero I got... Hurt and beat and then people got mad bc I burnt then..

Shiggy: No you're not

Ash: well it's not dabi, he can't even kill his own father, it's not you bc your are very bad at making good choices and Toga can't bc shes toga

Shiggy: I didn't mean any of them. Including me

Ash: soooo then who?

Dabi and Toga: Is that even a f**king question-?

Ash: yes

Toga: *points to Neko*

Ash: ehh, she's goods with powers but has the maturity of a 5 year old

Dabi: You forget his opinion is biased

Ash: hm?

Neko: I'm none :>
Toga: Any of them

Ash: none

Toga: Same bitch🤪

Ash: pfftt-

Neko: I think thats the same for everyone in the L.O.V *laughs*

Ash: yep- *luaghs as well*

Dabi: I heard you were talking shit about us?
Shiggy: *wave*
Neko: CAN YALL STOP POPPING UP OUT OF NOWHERE
Shiggy: Kurogiri, Neko.
Neko: Oh yeah-

Ash: can you like- not yell-?

Neko: Sorry-

Ash: your good-