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the scrunkly!!

Sniper: Ah. The Italian who jumps on brown things for a little princess.

kirby in the making: hi mar- NO! *glitches and acts like burning Leo* *blows fire at Mario*

Makane: Hey Mario!

Faker Mario: Hello there...

Makane: Are you having a nice day?

Faker Mario: Yes, I am... how about you?

Makane: So-so. But overall I'm ok

Faker Mario: Would you like a nice, calm rap battle?

Makane: I can't rap that well but sure!

(Faker Mario and Makane sing https://youtu.be/uf-QZyWIKGg.)

Makane: *in the tube, traumatized asf*

MX: COME OUT... I JUST WANT TO PLAY...

Makane: HELL NAH! GET THE F**K AWAY FROM ME

MX: YOUR SOUL IS MINE...

*A demon hand shoots out of the pipe and scratches MX, then goes back in*

MX: FINE. HAVE IT YOUR WAY.
(MX leaves.)

Makane: *Still hiding in the tube out of complete fear, and also because she's trying to get her demon to fade*
Demon: Come on just kill him!
Makane: No.

(Makane notices a glow in the back of the tube.)

Makane: What the hell is that

(She realizes it's a warp.)

Makane: Hm...where will that take me?
Demon: Or have you considered someone is coming into the f**king pipe?
Angel: Don't needa be so rude-
Makane: CAN YALL GO BACK IN AND LET ME HANDLE THIS
*They fade*

(She looks through it, and it appears to be one of the castles from Super Mario World.)

Makane: *goes through it*

(She ends up in the boss room of the castle.)

Makane: Oh god dammit. Bowser best not be here

IHY Luigi: You thought Koopa worked alone?!

Makane: Please tell me there's not another rap battle

Minus: Hi Mario!

Faker Mario: Hello there...

Minus:...are you ok?

Faker Mario: Better than ever...

Minus:...you dont look ok

Faker Mario: I'm fine.

Minus:...if you say so...

Faker Mario: Would you like a nice, calm rap battle?

Minus:....Can i pick the song?

Faker Mario: Depends on what it is...

Minus: OH dont worry im sure you'll like it...

Faker Mario: Alright then.

Minus: Also completely off topic..but did u know i can shapeshift?

Faker Mario: I can too.

Minus:...just thought i would tell you so i can do this....(Minus starts twitching and in a matter of seconds looks and sounds like MX And the song suddenly begins) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iNxaWTabX2s

Faker Mario: *FC*

(Minus turns back to normal) Minus:...Impressive...normally everyone would lose at that fianl part....

Faker Mario: Now, allow me to choose a song...

Minus:...ok then

https://youtu.be/uf-QZyWIKGg

(Minus pulls a FC and is acting like nothings wrong. At the end he slids into the pipe and flips mx off)
Minus: You Dont Scare Me!

MX: GET BACK HERE!

Minus: If u kill me i just come back. also bro saying come back isn't gonna do shit. Look at ya you look like the deformed Peanut M&M's At the bottom of the bag. so shut the f**k up. Go away or the tables will turn on you

MX: YOUR MOTHER HUNG HERSELF❗️❗️

Minus: No but speaking of mothers....wheres yours? Oh sorry she is at my house

MX: bruh

Minus: alright this convo is boring so ima go now (Minus goes through the pipe)

(Minus ends up in Mario Kart.)

Minus:....huh

Racist Mario: Huh? Who are YOU? What are you doing in MY GAME?!

Minus: Oh shit i should have know.....uh...hey...Mario..buddy..i...actually Come from nintendo!....i..was in a cancelled Game! Thats why you dont remember me!

Racist Mario: Oh, okay.

Minus: So buddy how have you been?

Racist Mario: I've been waiting for a new adventure since 2017...

Minus: man..thats a little sad im sorry

Racist Mario: It's fine. I don't mind. I like seeing all the other Nintendo characters get their adventures.

Minus: well sadly Waluigi hasn't got his own yet but fingers crossed...so...your fine with just...not doing...anything?

Racist Mario: Pretty much, yeah.

Minus:.....ok then.....well bud..ima go but i promise ill be back! i just wanna explore some more...

Racist Mario: Alright!

(Minus ends up in a dark version of the Mushroom Kingdom.)

Minus:...uh....what the

Shadow Mario: Welcome to hell...

Minus:...

Shadow Mario: It's-a me! The TRUE Mario! And I've given the Mushroom Kingdom what it deserves!
(Minus notices all the buildings of the Mushroom Kingdom are flaming and in ruin.)

Minus:...your not Mario.....

Shadow Mario: Are you saying that red-and-blue goody-two-shoes is the real Mario?!

Minus:...yeah i mean mario wouldn't burn down a kingdom...so ill say again your.....not....Mario

Shadow Mario: I'm just making room... for MY castle!

Minus:...well im about to kick you're ass

Shadow Mario: Good luck...

Minus: Think u can Beat me?

Shadow Mario: Yeah!

Minus: Your More Idiotic Then I thought

Shadow Mario: *pulls out a mic*

Minus:...a...rap battle?

*the mic glows purple from Shadow Mario's energy*

Minus:...lame...your lame (slaps shadow mario to another planet)

Shadow Mario: *dissolves and reforms directly behind Minus*

Minus:...no (uses amogus powers to make Shadow Mario sus) Alright im leavin to somewhere interesting

Shadow Mario: You're stuck here.

MInus:..uh no im not watch this bich (blj's away)

Shadow Mario: In this dimension, THE BLJ IS PATCHED...

Minus:.....SHIT!

Dark Bowser: What's going on here?

Minus: im need to leave but da blj's dosnt work. Got any ideas on how to help me leave?