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i sexually Identify as a Gabe Newell. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of filling my wallet by dropping Steam Sales onto 12 000 games at once. People say to me that a person being a Newell is impossible and I'm f**king retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I have 10 computers worth over 10k each in order to drop new Steam Sales every few days. From now on I want you guys to call me "Gabe" and respect my right to get rich fast and discount needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a profitophobe and need to check your wallet. Thank you for being so understanding

ily too <3

https://voca.ro/1gtHeDWdapj8 I almost said n**ga istg

L

moaning
(don't actually I was quoting the template)

AKAHHAJAJKALWOEUH

https://voca.ro/11C5j0cRYlWw

I love biscuit :D

https://voca.ro/1at1kp76q9EW

"bhut ay dhont tkho"

bruh

I love bwwebhbebhebleb :D

ily <3

wh-

Wtf https://voca.ro/1helhvkOim22

I am a registered sex offender
I stuck my dick into a blender
Your mom is a transgender
I am a professional nude sender
You know that I be dominating
My cock and balls are rotating
Ice on my wrist, I could go skating
Between thick thighs, I'm suffocating
I have a huge f**king cock
I nut inside my sock
I walk around in crocs
While my dick is harder than a rock
I f**k bitches in school
Cause you know I'm f**king cool
I jump inside my pool
I take a hit from my Juul
I don't actually smoke
But I make your bitch choke
Once I gave someone a stroke
My cock is hard like oak
You know I'm dropping fire
You can sing my songs in the choir
They call me Quagmire
No, they don't, but at least it rhymes
Ayy
Alright everyone sing along for this next part
I nutted inside your mom
Yeah
I nutted inside your mom
Wooh
Alright, here we go
Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay
You know I love being a sexist
I eat pussy for breakfast
Ice on my necklace
I had sex with my dentist
My fanbase is getting bigger
Your hoe is a gold digger
I wear Tommy Hilfiger
While I pull on the trigger
Woah, woah, woah, that was risky
My bitch just turned 60
She knows my cum is sticky
But her pussy is squeaky like mickey
My lines are hotter than the stars
When I'm dropping these crazy bars
My cum has filled jars
And stained so many cars
Ay
Your mom is a hoe
Yeah

no.

I understand
you don't have a dick

I mean I can say it, but I'm n0t singing it ._.

SAY IT

https://voca.ro/14Epofezp9xA

Shitty ass quality
And sorry for pausing sm I kept hearing footsteps bruh

BRO THANKS

b r u h

Yo welcum ig

Sexy asf voice

brh