I WAS CHANNELING WHAT MY "ROCK-RIBBED REPUBLICAN" GRANNIE WOULD SAY. ME: THEY SAY AWFUL THINGS ABOUT WOMEN, MINORITIES AND ANYONE DIFFERENT FROM THEM.
GRANNIE: TELL THEM TO BE POLITE.
ME: THEY SAY THAT IS "WOKE."
GRANNIE: CONSIDER THE SOURCE.
ME: THEY GOT LOUDER, MORE PROFANE AND MORE INSULTING.
GRANNIE: FORGET THEM. YOU'RE BETTER THAN THAT. GRANNIE'S RIGHT. WE'RE BETTER THAN THAT.