Fun Facts with Squidward

did you know that only 10% of whale sperm goes into the female, and the rest goes into the ocean?

Yeah I did

I like to think that there's at least 1 fish that unintentionally swallowed whale cum

i’d be that fish that swallows it on purpose just to get a nice taste of salt

Did you know that seawater tastes salty because of all the whale-cum in it?
Did you know that the foam you see in waves is because of all the whale-cum in it?

Did you know that jo momma so fat cuz of all the

SEE
I HAVE REASONS TO BE SCARED OF THE OCEAN

We’ll be a throuple 🥹

Frizzy don't like threesomes

we won’t have threesomes we’ll just . . . take it in turns

Drizzy's dickcd is mine stfy

we can share his dick 🥺

No

😔 zad moment

y u don't like cum babe 🥺 i thought u did,,, so i
omg u don't like cum ?

only yours baby

ok thanks.

._. you sound like someone just rejected your job application.

ok i block cine

y

f**king hell babe y u gotta do that
you're right.

I usually am hoe shut yo bitchass up

Don't becum Cine.

👁👁 i alr am

I like your cum too 🥺

I know bro 😩👌

bro the ocean isnt scary

Yes it is

h o w ?

neither of those facts are true

sure

dude ik the ocean they're not

😢

sorry i donut mean it. only joke ok?

👁💧💧👁 it’s alright drizi

don't cry dear

👁👁 thank you, how are you Drizzi

ayyyyy

y e s

how r u cine 👁👁

👁👁‼️
i am great drizi!

ok 👍 cine

👁👁 gud drezie! 👍👍

so cool 👌

Yes drizi!
question
cat or dog 👁👁

puss 💛

ME TOO!! 🧡🧡🧡🧡

DRIZZY.

D R I Z Z Y .

uyHSHSHSSHE8679

WHAT. W H A T . WHAT- WHATTAE-

omfg babe i won't go

ok baby thank u ily 🥰🥰🥰🥰

how toxic nar.
how absolutely toxic . _ .

ILoveYouSoMuch❤️ I love you more than Cine ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ and Andrew ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ and Peach ❤️ ❤️❤️ and Ronny ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ and I live in your walls. so. mine. lol.

Also what the f**k is wrong with you

*Nar

im scared . _ .

just
love me too ok👌

do i have a choice mf . _ .

You always do.

I'll just be
hartbrocken,
if u go.

tf. I just said the cringeword. it's cine bruh.

lol mine

why are you trying to make nar more scared of the ocean with fake ocean facts

I didn't think she'd stalk me here.

Why wouldn't I

Why is Soap being cute,,
or this a joke¿

W h -

Slade? Soap? My friend? Cam's friend? Slade414?

You really
can't see you just interrupted me and Soap . _ . ?

B r u h .
She never comes online anyway
And wtf do you expect me to do
nOt stalk yoU?

Not everywhere.

I'll stop, bru 💀 sorry. I just saw your recent comments and .

awwww
I love y o u r recent comments, the ones you're stuck with for two days.

f**k you.

But ye same. cuz my most recent comment is talking to you 🥺

And you want to suck cum out or something

It was your mother 💀 literally. imgflip.com/i/6diwpk the image I commented on.

._. 👍

wha-

Hello Soap.

hi

I forgor you 💀

YOU FORGOR ME??? 🥺

I forgor 💀 ur supposed to keep track

Olympian is coming.

I was with the other uhh the other I mean wemen I mean other I mean

You were with C i n e , , , , , b r u v , , , ,

How could you.

.
I’m leaving you babe 😔

i wasn't with cine wtf why would i ugh
I forgor 💀 who ok?
i love u plz accept.

No I got new bf named Driz

Winter is my babie stfu

Daddie 🥺

Winter said he's leaving you
Eat balls

WHAT

Wtf are you replying to bruh

BRUH THAT WAS WINTER

stfu. I was with Winter.

Since is Winter a wemen

I’m not leaving him you’re leaving him 🥺

SHUT YO BITCHASS UP

You forgor me 🥺?

I WOULD SAY IT LIKE T H A T

I forgor about daddy OP 💀

so nice

YOU FORGOR OP??? 😳😳😳

ofc y would I cheat on my bf