I just want U 2 know, if something bad happens, the salt & light of the earth, as ordained by our God the CCP, will be spared-
Borderline underage, half naked girls painting themselves and cosplaying anime characters with varying degrees of success in Walmart hot tubs-
will be the Biblical remnant of Israel, spared, cleansed of their sins, raptured to heaven while us wretched sinners wallow around in walrus feces and empty Dorito bags like the filthy troglodytes we are.
Oh glorious tik tok models
Blessed are you among women
Hallowed be thine name
Thy will be done on twitch
As it is in Twitter
Give us this day our daily cheesecake
To all honor, glory and power
And donations by people who seriously need professional help
5 donations of $100 each,
a desperate bid for attention
Amen.
And A (…*shudders*…)
