im sorry, i'll do an actual one
so one time theres these kids, and their parents leave and theirs a babysitter home. well after playing for hours they get sent to bed. later that night the kids come back to the babysitter and say, the clown statue in our room is moving can you get it out? so the babysitter goes up there and says, okay let me call your parents to see what to do, so he calls the parents and when he asks about the statue, the parents say "clown statue? we don't have a clown statue in their room....."