I don’t want to get busted tho

me either, but i'll bust on some kids

I bust in kids

i like to do it ON kids, because they go like "wait this isn't pee" and then they drink it

I commit war crimes in several countries in Central Asia and Eastern Europe

if there is somethin strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? pedobusters! if there is an adult man sleeping next to your daughter in bed, who you gonna call? pedobusters!