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here's one
"botox just called they want their test subject back"

Oh u need to learn how to punch

kicks are much more effective.

How about both?

overkill, that white bitch doesn't look like the fighting one

You could work around in classes you don't have with her and prepare things that will embarrass her

Perhaps drawing a cursed painting of her and using magnets to post it on your class rooms white board or anywhere obvious then get every ones attention and explaining them what it is.

"delete that shit and never pick up a pencil ever again"

- Elon Musk

"Nah man"

-Julius Caesar

Here's one:
"I don't know how you get around with that huge mouth you got there. Must get in the way sometimes"
Another one:
"Dang, bro, I didn't know the stupid blonde stereotype was true!"

I used to have someone just like this at my old school!! Try to tell an adult, but if they don't do something, then you can start reacting. DO NOT ignore her, for starters. If you do, she will think that you're a punching bag. She'll continue to torment you. Just say that she's jealous that you're happier and more successful than her. Also, any time you can, be around a large group of your friends. It can intimidate her, or your friends can back you up if it doesn't. Also, if you say something, and she physically hurts you, do NOT hesitate to beat the living sh-- out of her. I don't care what your parents, teachers, friends, etc. say. If she hurts you, you have all the right to defend yourself. But, never be the one to throw the first punch. If you get in trouble after she hurts you, and you defend yourself, say "It's self-defense. Shouldn't we stand up for ourselves?" And, finally, here's a tip: Don't roast her. Be kind to her. Even if you don't mean it. If she's harassing you, just go off-topic. Say something like "I love your hair!" or "Your shoes are really nice!" or something along those lines. Don't be mean, she will snitch, and you will end up getting in trouble. I have experience with people like her. Trust me, fighting back with insults NEVER works.

Here’s one. “Omg it’s the basic blonde popular girl stereotype.” or” your parent had you for tax benefits you average spoiled brat” use them whenever you like

Thanks. We bother have brown hair and actually look quite alike, but she’s a lot shorter than me and has a stupid face.

If she’s mocking you because of something you can’t control, you can control your grades btw just practice, do it back. An example being, hey, id dint think goomba’s existed in real life!”

I usually do quite good in school but I had gotten a test with a low grade and I didn’t want to be more of a disappointment than I already am.

This not-so-nice girl has to retake the test but I wasn’t eligible because I got a bit above a 75 (the cutoff grade for retakes)

Tell them to imagine caring

yikes, i got two on a seperate image here (btw can i see those earrings?)
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Sure. I will take a pic when I get home. (I’m on a bus rn)

Extra info:
-She is a pure Christian.
-I also twitch a lot when I’m stressed, I’ve been really stressed about my grades lately and she mocks me for it even though I can’t control it. (She literally gets worse grades than me)
-I have strict parents with connections to my school so I barely ever do things that get me in trouble. I also never curse.
-Yesterday she came up with her friend (who’s black) and said something along the lines of “lyings bad, god doesn’t want you to lie” now keep in mind I never start the conversations with her and try to have minimal interaction. So I replied, “what exactly did I lie about?” Then she and her friend started preaching about sin and lies and I barely understood anything. As they rambled on I asked them. “Are you on drugs” (I’m pretty sure some of the things they were saying aren’t real words) They replied with. “Because we aren’t sinners and actually believe in God. Racist. And walked away. My friends, who were standing behind me. Said that she was lying about me being a racist so she was the sinner.
-I am a weird kid. My friends and I talk about crime a lot, and have dark senses of humor, so people think we are criminals. She spreads a lot of rumors about me and my friends killing people, which we obviously don’t .
-Overall just a mean person.

beat up the mother f**ker, who cares if you get suspended. Back when i was a teen we use to f**k people up if thy messed with us. But look, get up cose, and provoce her so she starts the fight ok.
Also, yu might want to learn how to fight if you don't know already.

i wish i was frome ur gen
school rules make me too cowardly to fight (though i did try to jump tackle someone for tapping my back with a metre stick)

All i can say is that i have goten in troube alot for grting into fights, but that didn't stop me, i know it will be more strict nowadays, but you can't let people get away with tha kind of shit, it is't healthy.

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anyways you do what you feel is right, you can solve your own problems maibie just in a differet way. I wish you the best of luck.

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Honestly advise I can give for fighting is go for the neck

no, frontal kick to the leg, then uppercut. Fastest ko i can think of, my friend that does mma recommended it to me when i was learning how to fight. However, i now practice taekwando (basicaly a more brutal karate that onley uses kicks) and i was able to win a fight with only one side kick to the face. The thing about the neck is that you gotta be stronger and heavier than your opponent to be able to beat him.

I am a Christian, and I'm pretty sure that person is a fake one, as I like to call them. They twist the word of the Bible, and use it against other people. A real Christian would simply teach you about the Bible and what it means to be a Christian, not force there religion onto other people and say they're evil because they believe in something else. And plus, if she really believed in all that stuff she said, she wouldn't be acting the way she is. I hope your situation gets better soon.

You should have told that to the Spanish empire

This isn't really an insult, but I recommend saying it anyway:
"Why do you shove your beliefs in my face? How would you like it if I shoved mine in yours?"
OK now here's an insult, it might not be the best as I am not really the kind of person to insult people, but I took a shot:
"You're always so mean to other people. That's probably because your mama's too ashamed of you to tell you how much of a brat you really are."

Mk I got one
"You're over here, insulting me and my entire lifestyle, whe. I'm the one who actually has a life."

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hi guys today we will be learning how to drop kick people

I already do that to the kids from the nearby orphanage

same

I am bullied by a girl just like that! (not the beleifs n' stuff but the wannabe popular girl) Here's an insult/thing for you: "You're spending so much of your time bullying me, how about you take that time and work on your grades/face instead? Seems like you need it."