basically me

Master Bait.

Wait wait wait lemme do it for you

Master D
Knows all the dirty stuff.
His friends from college are too dumb to understand
his true intellectual potential, and they like white people.
Dating experience: Not halal.

no touching wemen before marriage 👍

Master C
Knows all the dirty stuff.
Her friends at school don’t know her
Dating experience: No.

Master N
Knows all the dirty stuff.
Her friends from school want to f**k her
because she spends money on them.
Dating experience: Somewhat.

Mastee S
Knows all the dirty stuff.
His friends from middle school are constantly harassed by him.
Dating experience: basically none.