Shits yourself

As I pick up my news-paper I see something shocking that will change this world; Mario Mario, the red hero, has died. I know this from reading this newspaper; that is the only source I can go to. I go to a news-stand and pick up a copy of this newspaper. I ask the man what happened. "Mario Mario, the red hero, died this morning. An army of villains captured him this morning. The other villains kidnapped him to a giant tower they built in the middle of a lake and tied him to the top of the tower and began to feed him with a huge bowl of soup. They began to feed him as the last drop was about to spill out. While they were feeding him Mario Mario cried out, "oh my god!" The villains went to look and there was Mario Mario crying in a pool of soup. He started to die. He died slowly and when the last drop of soup ran out and he cried out again he died a hero. He died a hero." the man says "Now go home and tell everyone about Mario Mario, the hero in red".