FBI!Sans: could we call his parents?
FBI!Flowey: would we call his parents?
FBI!Toriel: should we call his parents?
FBI!Spamton: F**K YES BUT WE DON'T KNOW HIS PARENTS
FBI!Papyrus: lmao you subscribed to jellymid? dammnnn another fatherless child
FBI!Flowey: wait you can - i don't think he can hear me, FBI!Spamton pls hold my flower pot a bit up - wait you can talk?
*all the FBITale homies show up*
FBI!Spamton: [[Freezing!]]. YOU HAVE BEEN SENTENCED TO 5 [[Time Periods]] IN JAIL FOR [[Hyperlink Blocked.]]
FBI!Flowey, FBI!Papyrus & FBI!Toriel: uh, yeah what he said
POV: One night, while roaming the streets, you see this little guy sitting in an alleyway. You've heard about and seen them on the news lately, and you know that they're quite dangerous, especially for someone their age and size... And nobody else is around.
WDYD?
{No extremely OP, joke, or bambi OCs, and no ERP or romance}