no erp, no romance, and no joke. female oc is preferred

FBI!Sans: lmao that's like asking a gamer to join a book club

Kozzy: pardona?

sorry im a cop in case you forgot

Kozzy: we arent hurting unless the police give us the go-ahead *evil laughter* then we go all out~

Alright I'm gonna go to my job just to check up w my friends hehehe

Kozzy : s u s

*skedaddles outta here*

Jax: Ayo Kozzy! I got a question to ask you!

Kozzy: Whatsit?

wtf XD what tf does neptunic mean. bruh making shit up.

... pardon me?

you made a meme saying something about being neptunic

no i didn't...

Tox: hey Kozzy!

(hiya creeps :D)
Kozzy: Hi.

Tox: so about that gang....i was wondering if i could join? im sure Slender wouldnt mind! (thats who she works for)

Kozzy: Oh yea, sure.

Tox: great!

Akia: here goes nothing
Cheyenne: its not gonna work

kozzy:what's not gonna work?

Cheyenne: none your business
Akia: alright how do get in?

kozzy: *inhales* a s k

Akia: can we please join your gang?

kozzy; sure, but no killing only robbing racists and homophobes

Akia: sure.
Cheyenne: wait what?

kozzy: FLAG GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE
flag(14 y/o boy): sup koz
kozzy: I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU IF YOU EVER MAKE THEM ANNOYED OR MAKE THEM CRY
flag: okay okay! chill!

Akia: ?
Cheyenne: ??

flag: time to go hit on guys *leaves*
kozzy; *smiles sweetly* lets-a go *walks into the club*

Cheyenne: what just happened?
Akia: idk but im in!

Malcolm: "hey kozzy"

Kozzy: sup B)

Malcolm: *looks around* "i want in"

kozzy: sure :D

Malcolm: "Thank you"

kozzy: yUh

Marbilou:Sup Kozzy, may i ask ya something?
Dozer:*hides behind marb*

kozzy: spill

Marbilou:Uh may i join you gang?

kozzy: yea sure! *looks behind him and at dozer* even you dude *smiles*

Dozer:*he was bigger than you and marb and the the three heads looked at you*

kozzy: *hugs dozer*

Dozer:*licks*
Marbilou:he seems to really like you!

kozzy: *giggles*

Marbilou:Yeah, btw he is agressive to strangers, not like my other dog tho
Dozer:*the three heads barks happily*

kozzy: *smiles*

Marbilou:So uh how many are we in the gang?

kozzy: you and dozer count as a pair so we now have... uh... 156 people!

Marbilou:156?!?
Dozer:*confused and doesnt know if its big or not*

kozzy: uh huh! *singing to herself*

Marbilou:damn...

kozzy: you'll get used to the number really quick

Dozer:*barks*
Marbilou:i guess im.... maybe the 1% of people who has a freaking dog then?

kozzy: the 20%

Marbilou:Ah.... welp guess im maybe the only one who has a cerberus then....
Dozer:*confused barking*

kozzy: NAH WE HAVE SATAN IN THIS

Marbilou:WAIT WHAT?!?!
Dozer:O_O

kozzy: wow... gullible asf. we have a f**king rat demon
011: 2.0...
2.0: *Rat demon laughing* I WILL ADD MORE LACERATION TO MY ARMS HAHAHHAHA
011: *smacks the back of her head*
2.0: ow-

Marbilou:Oh
Dozer:*growls at 011 and 2.0*

011: MMMM SHHHHHHH *covers 2.0s mouth*
2.0: *tErRoR*
011: SHHH GO TO SLEEP
2.0: *passes out*
kozzy: =_= i'll make R delete you-
011: OH GOD PLEASE NO
kozzy: then the both of you, stop being little demon rats.

Dozer:*tries to attack them*
Marbilou:*pulls on the leash* DOZER NOOOO BAD BOY
Dozer:*still tries but can't because of marb*

kozzy: *eyes go black for a second*
(dozer passes out, he's just asleep)
kozzy: .... crap I didn't mean to it to be that powerful. *puts two fingers on dozers neck* Oh okay, he's fine

Marbilou:O_O
Uh what did ya do?

kozzy: made him pass out before he went on a killing spree. should wake in 40 minutes max.

Marbilou:Oh ok, Any side effects?

kozzy: he's gonna be tired for like.... what 10 minutes?

Marbilou:Oh, guess its not that bad!

kozzy: yeA :D

Marbilou:Anyway, i would do anything

(dozer wakes up confused)
kozzy: oh he's up-

Dozer:*the three heads yawns and one of the heads looked at you*

kozzy: *backs up and nods*

Marbilou:Dont worry, he wont hurt you!
Dozer:*stares*

kozzy: *headpats*

Dozer:*the head apreciate apreciate that while the other 2 get jealous*

kozzy: *head pats the other 2 heads*

Dozer:*puts his paws on her shoulders to try to stand up*
Marbilou:huh?

kozzy: *fEaR* uh-

Dozer:*pants and licks her face*

kozzy: *laughing*

Marbilou:Pffft-
Dozer:*since he is bigger than her and kinda heavier, he pins her down*

kozzy: WOAH- *laughing* Ow, dude!

Dozer:?
Marbilou:He always think that he is a lap dog

kozzy: *tries to get up*

Marbilou:*tries to pull Dozer*
Dozer:*eventually gets of her*

kozzy: *gets up*

Marbilou:Yeah... im sorry for him....
Dozer:*the middle head grabs marb by the collar of his shirt with his mouth*
Marbilou:Woah, welp.... im basically levitating

Kozzy: Oi! Put 'im down!

Dozer:*then put marb on his back*
Marbilou:Oh!
Dozer:*and he runs around kozzy*
Marbilou:WOAH!

Kozzy: *spinning around faster than dozer can keep up to*

Dozer:*then he stops*
Marbilou:Welp, guess he wants to be a horse for a sec

Kozzy: *sits down*

Dozer:*sits*
Marbilou:*falls*

Kozzy: MARB!! *runs over*

Marbilou:Im fine! dont worry!

Kozzy: says the guy with bleeding arm

Marbilou:Huh? *his arm is bleeding* AAAAH
Dozer:O_O

Kozzy: calm down *pulls out a jar with pink stuff in it* Drink it.

Marbilou:*drinks* what is it?

(the arms heals)
Kozzy: stuff

Marbilou:Ah.... thanks for the very deep description *sarcasm*
Dozer:*confused about how he could get hurt*

kozzy: *scoffs*

Marbilou:Its not funni >:( i maybe almost died

Kozzy: I'd more lacerations from my old foster than what your arm suffered from.

Marbilou:Ah.....
Dozer:?

Kozzy: *hugs dozer*

Dozer:*pants*

kozzy: *humming to herself*

Dozer:*slowly falls asleep*

kozzy: *smiles

Dozer:*falls on her, sleeping*

kozzy: *happy*

Marbilou:Damn he fat

Kozzy: *snicker* dont say that

Marbilou:I know.... but he is Big

kozzy: he t a l l

Marbilou:Y E S

Kozzy: *laughes*

Dozer:*wakes up*

kozzy: *thinking* crap i woke him up

Dozer:*goes back to sleep*

Kozzy: *sighes*

Marbilou:Yeah, since he is big and needs lots of energy, he kinda take quick naps sometimes

kozzy: hm.

Marbilou:Yeah, he is kind and loving sometimes and even playful like my other dog

kozzy: ha

Marbilou:Yeah, but he is kinda cold sometimes
Dozer:*one of the head burps fire in his sleep*

Kozzy: *startled, backs away* *sighes* jeez.

Marbilou:Yeah he can breath fire

kozzy: noticed.

Marbilou:Sometimes its usefull make him use it on a snow day, or for a Barbecue, but in the other hand...... he can burns trees when he is chasing cats......

kzzy: uh-

Marbilou:Yeah he hate cats btw....

kozzy: now i have to hide her, great

Marbilou:Oh you have a cat?

Kozzy: yea-

Marbilou:Next time i go to your house, i wont bring my dogs

Kozzy: it's fine

Marbilou:Yeah, not against your cat or smth

kozzy: *nods*

Marbilou:So how is your family doing btw

Kozzy: *looks at the ground* uhm... my moms fine... *mumbling* she's the only one alive...

Marbilou:Huh?
Dozer:*whines*

Kozzy: *hugs dozer*

Dozer:*likes*

Kozzy: *smiles*

Marbilou:Hehe cute
Dozer:*farts*

kozzy: ... gross-

Marbilou:Eww
Dozer:?

kozzy: ahem. *becomes a sleep paralysis demon*

Marbilou:Uh?

kozzy: *weird noises*

Marbilou:*confused*
Dozer:*confused*

kozzy: *back to normal*

Dozer:*not impressed*

kozzy: WooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaawwwwwwwwwwwww

Dozer:?
Marbilou:welp....

kozzy: *humming to herself*
Athena: HEY KOZ!! *runs into a wall* ow- *runs over to her panicked* Woodstone found the storage room.
Kozzy: OH CRAP *runs off surprisingly very fast*
athena: *sighs* *looks at you* Hi, I gotta go- *runs off*

Marbilou:Wait what?!?
Dozer:*confused*

athena: YEA I WORK HERE!! WHATCHU WANT?

Marbilou:IM TALKING ABOUT THAT, WHO IS THAT WOODSTONE!

Athena: KOZZY TOOK HIM TO A HOME DEPOT AND MF STOLE EVERYTHING!! IT WAS TRAUMATIZING!! HE'S A CRAFT GUY!! HE SEE WOOD, HE TAKE!! HE SEE STONE, HE TAKE!! BYEEEEEEEEEE!!!! *runs away

Marbilou:BYE!!

Woodstone: *insane laughter* WOOOOOODD!!!!! CEMENT!!!!! HAHAHA!!!!!!!! *run towards dozer*

Dozer:*breaths fire at Woodstone*

*his wood is gone*

Woodstone: NOOO MY WOOD *visible sadness*

Dozer:*grins*

flag: *panting* Oh... did you burn his wood?
woodstone: *crying*

Marbilou:Yes he did
Dozer:*is proud of himself*

kozzy: *hugs woodstone*

Marbilou:I should i be sorry for him?

kozzy: *snickers* Nah.

Marbilou:Oh ok
Dozer:*grins*

woodstone: *crying*
kozzy: you're fine, it's just wood.

Marbilou:Yeah also, Why the heck does this guy steal wood

woodstone: i wanted to make a boat ;-;

Marbilou:You thought you were in Minecraft or what?

woodstone: wtf no. if i wanted to play MC i would PLAY MC

Marbilou:then why do you want to build a boat

woodstone: i like boat :,)

Marbilou:._.
Dozer:._.