no erp, no romance, and no joke. female oc is preferred

Violet:umm are u sure it´s safe for my kind to be in a human gang

kozzy: ... yes just dont kill please

Violet:yea sure but if someone pisses me off we both know what happens

kozzy; i'll try and prevent flag and first son from pissing you off

Violet:yea good idea

KozzY: *yelling* FLAG AND FIRST SON YOU BETTER NOT PISS THEM OFF BEFORE I BEAT THE S**T OUT OF YOU FIRST
flag: *fear*

Violet:sup f**kers

first son: ... this her?
kozzy: *holding a battle axe*

Violet:*looks at first son* u got a problem small's (she's 6'5 but can got to 6'11 when angered)

first son: (5 11) Woah! Woah! Koz, chill! The hell... *walks away*

Violet:yo kozzy i can hand them i wont kill them just *smiles at both of them* regert pissing me off

kozzy: how about no-

Violet:fine

kozzy: good

Violet:*whispers* only because i love u

kozzy: MMMMM PARDON

Violet:i said what i said whatever it was and that is it period

kozzy: ... okay. *thinking* i love you too.

Violet:*looks at the others* so where we going kozzy

*the P.A says something in Japanese*
Kozzy: ... dining hall.

Violet:k

Aaron: Yo Koz.

kozzy: no *shows him the huge dining hall*

Aaron: Holy shi-

athena: SUP KOZZY AA- *falls* *gets up* sorry.

Aaron: The f**k?

athena: Sleep with the crows-
kozzy: Oooooh! Aaron got Roasted first day!

Aaron: Chill with the insults, Clumsy.

athena: *scoffs* you should see flag
flag: *on the floor* OI I DONT FALL ALL THE MUCH
athena and kozzy at the same time: Says the guy on the floor

Aaron: You laying down or doing the worlds slowest push up?

flag, who fell and is skinny: KOZZY KILL HIM BEFORE I SCREW HIM AND MAKE HIM GAY
Athena: that is the most out-of-context thing I've heard all month

Aaron: Try and screw me, and I’ll kill you.

??(14 y/o boy): WOOD *takes it and runs away*
kozzy: woodstone-

Aaron: I’m so concerned but I’m not gonna ask

kozzy: i took him to a home depot once... *terror* oh GOD I am never doing that again...

Aaron: Oh damn…

Aaron: Jesus

KOzzy: A-anyway. lemme show you around the uh- club

Aaron: Kay.

kozzy: *shows him around and it takes an hour bc it's pretty big*

Aaron: Is that it?

athena: Haha.

Aaron: Bitch.

athena: Hey!

Aaron: Haha.

athena: *smacks your head* DiNozzo-

Aaron: THATS IT BITCH! *He tackles her and starts beating the shit out of her*

athena: haha! *takes out pocket knife and slices a big line on her arm to freak him out

Aaron: What the hell…?

athena: *looks at the cut* ewe i can see my bone-

Aaron: It’s your own fault… but fine. Hold still.

Athena: Okay-

Aaron: Welp I’m bored.

athena: *looks at you*

flag: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
kozzy: ... *leaves*

Aaron: Nah. *Walks off*

athena: NO you are dealing with him *pulls him back and teleports away*
(the doors shut and lock)
flag: hiya :D

Aaron: *Makes a fireball* Move, and I’ll kill you.

flag: *squats*

Aaron: Ha. *Teleports outta the room*

flag: *unlocks the door using his powesr*

Aaron: *Teleports behind Athena and smacks her behind the head* Dumbass.

athena: *startled* okay gibbs.

Aaron: Ill make you pay somehow.

kozzy: hi a

Aaron: I was wondering somthin

kozzy: spill

Aaron: Can I join the gang?

kozzy: yeA :D

Aaron: Cool. *Pulls out a bat* Ready to beat the shit outta racists.

kozzy: NO DON"T KILL THEM YOU ONLY ROB THEM AND BLACKMAIL THEM

Aaron: Relax. I won’t kill them. Just break their legs.

kozzy: uhm- ju-just rob 'em

Aaron: *Sigh* Fiiiiiine. *Throws the bat somewhere else*

athena: *drinks something*

Aaron: ?

(the wound heals from the inside but not all the way)

Aaron: How the hell…

Athena: Damnitt it's weaker. Should've added more.

Aaron: *He sighs and heals her*

Athena: Thanks dude

Aaron: No… no problem.

Athena: *scratches her leg* Damned lacerations-

Aaron: *Shrugs*