my brain at 5 in the morning

jeff why

yes
jeff WhY

JaCk Am I gOnNa DiE- YOU ATE 3 POUNDS OF DIRT OF COURSE YOU ARE!!

True
but if he ate more pounds of dirt he'd be dead before you can say exottic butters 4 times

poor jack. hes surronded by idiots

Poor poor jack

jack rn

LMFAO that really be him tho XDD

thats how Masky and EJ are in my AU

not me wanting to remake this but with Tox and Cody-

*eats 5 pounds of human souls, ith a side of dirt* want some?

No because what I wanna know is why you are still alive after the other stuff he has been through yet he is worried about dying from eating dirt?What a shame.

me: *eating some worm infested dirt* frickin hell jeff! this is the 3rd time this week!

LMAO-

me: *staring derply* what? *spits out a huge chunk of dirt as i say that*

Why are you eating dirt ;-;

And can I have some???

i'm eating dirt cuz it's tasty, and sure *breaks you off a piece with a worm sticking out of it* here ya go!

Makes sense. *takes the dirt* yay! ^^

Lmao

eyeless jack: idgaf jeff-

LMFAOO