But why? Why would you do that?

Tomas the tank in world war II

Now we have on to drop on Tokyo now...

Dropping a Thomas d**do on Tokyo?

Well...

That might actually be a good war crime...

Lets commit a war crime on the country almost literally known for war crimes! But lets have it be original!

Octopus carpet bombs. They love to eat octopuses, so drop a bunch of highly poisonous octopuses on em and see what happens.

And place pipebombs in their anime body pillows.

That would result in a devastating loss of Nintendo programmers. And I'd have to switch back to cell phone games. No thanks.

We still have Steve Jobbs

Steve Jobs is dead. Died from AIDS.

We still have iPhone...

Nah. I only like switch games, not iPhone games.

prepare to be deported then...

Come get me.

Hello.

Correction.

*hello