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Praise Jesus I don’t have to do it | DON’T WORRY, I GOT YOU; WHEN YOU’VE BEEN SUICIDAL YOUR WHOLE LIFE | image tagged in death | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
487 views 36 upvotes Made by Geekybird 2 years ago in Dark_humour
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bro just kill me already
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Philosophy | THE GREATEST QUESTION OF PHILOSOPHY “WHY NOT KILL YOURSELF RIGHT NOW?“ | image tagged in philosophy | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Don’t worry, it’s coming for you. None of us get to stay, thank f**king god. Can you imagine being consciousness or spirit being trapped in this body forever?
Buddha called death a “heavenly messenger.”

It most certainly is, but in the meantime, might as well have fun.
F**k some hot girls, or boys as the case may be, eat delicious pussy, suck a big cock, eat delicious food, skydive, hike, bike, run, play, find a few fun video games, be kind to people and watch how it changes my whole world, work out, make money, spend money, get some nice new shoes, collect bad ass watches, indulge a fun hobby, do psychedelics and trip balls.
F**k yeah. This place (the world) is a real trip as we hurdle through space on our spaceship we call earth.

I tried to kill myself in 2013. I was found not breathing in a ditch in Seattle at 3 am.
ICU for 2 days then psych unit for 2 weeks.
While I was in ICU I was fully conscious and in hell. Literally.
The terror and suffering I experienced in this hell realism was unlike anything EVER.
I’ve never been so scared in my life and I don’t ever wanna go back there. If there is a God, and I think there is, it was a little pissed at me for taking my own life and sent me to hell to give me a taste of what it’s going to be like if I do that again.

I’m good on that. F**k that shit. Absolutely terrifying place. Way worse than anything here.
Good luck amigo.
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the NSFW stuff u just said makes me wanna kill myself more
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Well sorry. If you end up in the hell realm I went to with no possibility of escape like we have here you’ll really regret your decision but truly, it is your decision. At least here we can go ride a bike, hang with friends, eat chocolate, work out, make love, laugh, cry, watch tv.
In the hell realm there was no escape. I wanted to run but couldn’t. Omg it was terrifying. I remember it vividly.
F**k….that s**t
I fully support peoples choices on the matter tho

Good luck.
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