MY MOM TOLD ME TO GO FIND JOBS NEAR ME, AND SO I DID. 3 MINUTES LATER, SHE ASKS WHAT I'M DOING AND I SAY 'IM SEARCHING ONLINE FOR JOBS NEAR ME' AND SHE SAYS 'STOP WASTING YOUR TIME ON STUPID THINGS, GO WATCH ONLINE CHURCH.' AND PROCEEDED TO CALL ME A COW. BRO